{1062}{1130}Suspects described as white males,|approximately 25 to 30.
{1134}{1244}Suspect number one|about five-eleven, medium build,|brown hair, brown, dark pants.
{1248}{1294}Suspect number two,|about six-one, medium build...
{1298}{1356}brown hair, round glasses,|dark clothes.
{1438}{1537}Be advised suspects are armed and should|be considered extremely dangerous.|Use caution apprehending them.
{1602}{1652}- Hey, Earl.|- Yes, sir.
{1656}{1757}- What do you know?|- Well...
{1779}{1849}it's a hot goddamned day.
{1878}{1924}l haven't felt it a bit.
{1928}{2001}l've been inside with the|air-conditioner blastin' all day long.
{2005}{2070}- Oh, is that right?|- That's right.
{2188}{2243}Didn't you break for lunch or nothin'?
{2247}{2302}l'm by myself today.|l ate my lunch out of the microwave.
{2363}{2421}Jesus H. Christ, Pete.
{2425}{2522}When are you gonna learn that microwave|food will kill you faster than a bullet?
{2526}{2597}l mean, them damn burritos ain't good|for nothin' but a hippie...
{2601}{2652}when he's high on weed.
{2689}{2736}Pull me out a bottle of that Jack,|will you?
{2740}{2795}Yep.
{2799}{2884}l think l'm gonna get tanked tonight.
{2968}{3026}What's the matter?
{3030}{3111}Ohh, hell.
{3115}{3200}Been one long goddam hot,|miserable, shit-ass fuckin' day...
{3204}{3264}every inch of the way.
{3268}{3356}First off, Nadine over|at the Blue Chip got sort of sick...
{3360}{3455}since she got that goddam Mongoloid boy|of hers workin' the grill.
{3459}{3563}l mean, that fuckin' idiot doesn't know|rat shit from Rice Krispies.
{3567}{3688}l eat breakfast about 9:00,|and l'm pukin' up pigs in a blanket...
{3692}{3756}like a sick fuckin' dog by 10:30.
{3760}{3876}lsn't there a law or somethin' against|retards servin' food to the public?
{3880}{3935}Well, if there ain't, there ought to be.
{3939}{4024}l mean, who in the hell knows|what's goin' on in the mind|of a goddamned Mongoloid?
{4028}{4128}Nadine should've hit that boy in|the head and sold the fuckin' milk.
{4132}{4189}You could sue the shit|out of her, you know that?
{4193}{4263}That kid belongs under a circus tent,|not flippin' burgers.
{4267}{4361}- You could own that fuckin' place.|- Oh, shit, Pete.
{4365}{4424}What would l do with that grease pit?
{4428}{4518}Besides, Nadine's got a cross to bear.
{4522}{4604}l mean, taking care|of that potato head.
{4698}{4802}l guess you heard about that shit|up in Abilene. Bank robbery?
{4806}{4861}lt's all that's been on the box all day.
{4865}{4938}They killed some people, didn't they?
{4942}{5017}Yeah. Killed four Rangers...
{5047}{5105}three cops...
{5109}{5176}one civilian.
{5180}{5246}Took a lady bank teller|hostage with them.
{5297}{5386}Supposed to be headed for the border,|which'd bring 'em right my way.
{5436}{5531}Get my hands on them crazy, sick|fuckin' bastards, it's payback time.
{5535}{5584}l mean--
{5613}{5670}Well, we'll get 'em.
{5750}{5838}- We'll get 'em.|- Well, l don't doubt it.
{5842}{5894}Well...
{5898}{5958}l gotta drain my lizard.
{5962}{6011}Mind if l use your commode?
{6015}{6062}- Knock yourself out.|- Thank you.
{6066}{6120}You're welcome.
{6344}{6386}Do you think l'm fuckin' playing|with you, asshole?
{6390}{6473}Do you want this little girl to die,|or that little girl or yourself?
{6477}{6554}Or your bosom buddy with the badge?|Now, l don't want to do it...
{6558}{6659}but l will turn this place into|the fucking Wild Bunch if l think|that you are fucking with me.
{6663}{6735}- What do you want from me?|l did what you said.|- You let him use the bathroom.
{6739}{6807}- No store does that.|- He comes in here every day,|and we bullshit.
{6811}{6861}He's used my toilet a thousand times.|lf l told him ""no,"" he'd know something|was up.
{6865}{6963}All right. l want him out of here,|in his car and down the road...
{6967}{7044}or you can change the name of this place|to ""Benny's World of Blood.""
{7280}{7337}Were you giving that pig signals?
{7341}{7412}Are you kiddin'?|l didn't do anything!
{7466}{7520}- He says you were scratching.|- l wasn't scratchin'!
{7524}{7592}- Are you calling him a liar?|- l'm not callin' him a liar, okay?
{7596}{7662}l'm simply sayin' if l was scratchin',|l don't remember scratchin'.|And if l did scratch...
{7666}{7741}it's not because|l was signalling the cop,|it's 'cause l'm fuckin' scared shitless!
{7745}{7825}Wait a minute.|The guy's in the bathroom.|Why don't l just go back there...
{7829}{7894}- shoot him in the back of the head,|and we can get the hell out of here?|- Don't do that!
{7898}{7958}Look, you asked me to act natural,|and l acted natural.
{7962}{8035}ln fact, under the circumstances,|l think l oughta get a fuckin'|Academy Award for how natural l acted.
{8039}{8125}You asked me to get rid of him.|l'm doin' my best!
{8129}{8208}Well, your best better get|a hell of a lot fucking better,
{8212}{8260}or you are gonna feel|a hell of a lot fucking worse.
{8363}{8439}Everybody be cool.|You be cool.
{8739}{8836}Yep. Be back at it tomorrow.
{8840}{8944}Tonight l'm gonna sit in front of that|box and get higher than a Georgia pine.
{8948}{9057}- How much you want|for that hooch, Pete?|- Oh, 6.50.
{9061}{9138}Jesus Christ. You buckin'|for early retirement?
{9142}{9215}Shit, yeah.
{9219}{9318}Hey! Hey! What the fuck is that about?
{9322}{9393}- He signalled the Ranger.|- l didn't! Ya gotta believe me!
{9397}{9473}- l didn't!|- When they were talkin',|he mouthed the words, ""Help us.""
{9477}{9570}- You fuckin' liar! l didn't say shit!|- Why don't you shut the hell up?
{9574}{9676}Hey! Will you stop it! What the fuck|is your problem, goddam it?
{9680}{9734}Seth, he did it!
{9738}{9789}You were by the beer cooler|with your back turned.
{9793}{9849}l was by the magazines.|l could see his face!
{9853}{9929}And l saw him mouth the words,|""Help us.""
{9962}{10017}Start the car.
{10021}{10066}- You believe me, don't you?|- Yes. Shut up.
{10070}{10116}And start the car, all right?|You start the car.
{10120}{10158}- You believe me, don't you?|- Start the car. You know that?
{10162}{10208}Shut the fuck up and start the car.
{10212}{10261}- Wait, wait.|- l believe you. Start the car!
{10265}{10320}You-You're not just sayin' that?|You do believe me?
{10324}{10366}- l believe you! Let's go!|- That means you believe me.
{10370}{10451}- Yes, l believe you!|- You should, 'cause l'm right.
{10527}{10593}- Oh, shit!|- Ohh!
{10754}{10800}- Richie?|- Yeah?
{10835}{10881}You okay?
{10885}{10933}He shot me in the fuckin' hand!
{10937}{11049}- Like l told you, he said, ""Help us.""|- l never said ""help us""!
{11053}{11128}Well, that doesn't matter now,|'cause you got about|two fuckin' seconds to live!
{11192}{11245}- Richie?|- Yeah?
{11249}{11313}When l count to three, you shoot|the bottles out from behind him.
{11317}{11382}Oh, yeah!
{11386}{11435}- One.|- Fuck!
{11464}{11523}Two.
{11584}{11637}Three.
{12894}{12945}What did l tell you?|What did l say to you?
{12949}{13031}- l said, ""Buy the road map and leave.""|- What the fuck am l supposed|to do, Seth?
{13035}{13077}- He recognized us.|- He didn't recognize shit.
{13081}{13128}Seth, l'm telling you,|the way he looked at us--
{13132}{13191}you, especially-- l knew he knew.
{13195}{13290}Low profile. Do you understand|the meaning of the words ""low profile""?
{13294}{13353}""Hey, Richie, how's your hand?"" ""lt|hurts like a fuckin' son of a bitch!
{13357}{13415}- Let me tell you|what ""low profile"" is not.|- Thanks for askin'!""
{13419}{13479}lt is not taking girls hostage.
{13483}{13594}lt is not shooting police.|lt is not setting fire to a building.
{13598}{13654}Bitch, bitch, bitch.
{13944}{14008}Hot air hangs like a dead man
{14042}{14128}From a white oak tree
{14132}{14208}There's people sittin' on porches
{14212}{14273}Thinkin' how things used to be
{14277}{14353}Dark night
{14357}{14411}lt's a dark night
{14449}{14505}Dark night
{14534}{14585}lt's a dark night
{16664}{16751}My wife left home about a week ago
{16755}{16826}She stole the kids|and she took all my dough
{16905}{17004}- Move it!|- Goddam you. Goddam you.
{17066}{17161}- What the hell do you want?|- What do you think l want,|you mean old bastard?
{17165}{17221}l want a fuckin' room.
{17225}{17274}Okay. All right.
{17278}{17381}She peed on the carpet|She shot my horse
{17385}{17468}And now things are goin'|from better to bad to worse
{17472}{17546}Do they have cable?
{17550}{17596}No.
{17600}{17664}- Do they have the X-rated channel?|- No.
{17698}{17764}- Do they have a water bed?|- Nope.
{17768}{17821}- What do they got?|- They have four walls and a roof...
{17825}{17857}and that's all we need.
{18105}{18153}All right, pop the trunk.|Let's do this fast.
{18392}{18463}- Oh.|- Don't say a word.
{18547}{18655}You, plant yourself in that seat.
{18659}{18729}- What are you gonna do with me?|- l said ""plant yourself.""
{18733}{18809}Plants don't talk.|Now, you wanna get on my good side...
{18813}{18865}you sit still|and you don't make a peep.
{19004}{19051}- All right, how does this feel?|- How do you think?
{19055}{19104}lt hurts like a son of a bitch.
{19199}{19248}All right. lt's wrapped too tight.|Nice and easy now.
{19252}{19331}- Okay.|- All right. Okay, l'm gonna|go get the money.
{19805}{19906}lt's 6:00. What time does it get dark|around here?
{19910}{19978}- About 8:00.|- Good. l'm going to the border,|check things out.
{19982}{20052}l'm gonna call Carlos, try and arrange|some sort of a rendezvous.
{20056}{20125}- l don't know what yet.|- Could you see if he could arrange|a better deal than 30%?
{20129}{20183}lt's their standard deal.|They're not gonna change that for us.
{20187}{20233}Did you even try|to negotiate with them?
{20237}{20347}Richie, these guys are not spic|firecracker salesmen from Tijuana.
{20351}{20409}They don't even know the meaning|of the word ""barter.""
{20413}{20486}You wanna stay in El Rey,|you give them 30% of your loot.
{20490}{20562}lt's scripture.|So it is written, so shall it be done.
{20566}{20658}- Look--|- Yeah, l know, listen. Hey, you want|sanctuary, you gotta pay the price.
{20662}{20715}The price is 30%.
{20719}{20789}- All l'm sayin', man--|- This conversation's over.
{20827}{20859}Okay?
{20946}{21051}We need to have a talk.|What's your name?
{21055}{21116}- Gloria.|- Hello, Gloria. l'm Seth.|That's my brother, Richie.
{21120}{21202}Let's cut to the chase.|l'm gonna ask you one question...
{21206}{21265}and all l want is a yes or no answer.
{21269}{21339}Do you wanna live through this?
{21343}{21441}- Yes.|- Good. Rule number one: no noise.
{21445}{21528}No questions. lf you make a noise...
{21564}{21623}Mr .44 makes a noise.
{21627}{21693}lf you ask a question,|Mr .44 answers it.
{21697}{21811}Now, are you absolutely, positively|clear about rule number one?
{21853}{21910}- Yes.|- Rule number two.
{21914}{22052}You do what we say when we say it.|lf you don't, see rule number one.
{22056}{22156}Rule number three: Don't you ever try|and fucking run on us...
{22160}{22234}'cause l got six little friends...
{22238}{22347}and they can all run faster|than you can.
{22351}{22442}Open your eyes.
{22446}{22520}Gloria, you hang in there,|you follow the rules...
{22524}{22619}and you don't fuck with us,|and you'll get out of this alive.
{22623}{22708}l give you my word. Okay?
{22893}{22977}l'll be back in a minute.
{23285}{23356}You wanna come over on the bed|and watch TV with me?
{23827}{23898}- Hail!|- Come on.
{24181}{24234}Have a seat.
{24335}{24391}Come on.
{24428}{24484}Take off your shoes.
{24661}{24745}Foolish heart
{24749}{24851}- Foolish heart|- You made me weep
{24855}{24937}We got about two more hours...
{24941}{25014}till we get in to El Paso...
{25018}{25080}which is right next to the border.
{25084}{25158}- Then we'll stop at a motel.|- Stop?
{25162}{25232}- We're not actually gonna stop|at a motel, are we?|- Yeah, what for?
{25236}{25370}We have a motorhome. We don't wanna|stay in those roach haven motels, do we?
{25374}{25451}- We're self-contained.|- Okay, okay.
{25455}{25562}Maybe l was a little overzealous.|But give me a break. l just bought it.
{25566}{25625}How come you wanna stop anyways, Dad?
{25629}{25720}- l'm exhausted.|- Exhausted? Just lie in the back, Dad.
{25724}{25791}- l can drive us into Mexico.|- l just bet you would.
{25795}{25877}Don't even think about it.|Besides, l-l wanna have...
{25918}{25990}just one night's sleep|in an honest to goodness bed.
{25994}{26090}The beds in the home are okay, but...
{26094}{26166}they're not like a real bed.
{26170}{26240}Excuse me.|l have to use the restroom.
{26485}{26582}Oh! Guess what. When l called|the machine to check the messages, um...
{26586}{26658}one of them was from Bethel Baptist.
{26662}{26718}And Mr Franklin said that...
{26722}{26818}he wouldn't permanently replace you|until we came back.
{26822}{26898}- And he said that--|- That's very nice of Ted.
{26902}{26975}But l'll call him tomorrow|and tell him not to bother waiting.
{27130}{27223}Daddy, l didn't wanna talk|about this in front of Scott...
{27227}{27331}because he gets upset,|but l just wanna know.
{27365}{27456}Don't you believe in God any more?
{27460}{27549}Not enough to be a pastor.
{27553}{27654}Look, l know this is hard on you kids.
{27658}{27749}After Jenny's death, this is probably|the last thing you need, but...
{27753}{27865}my congregation needs|spiritual leadership.
{27869}{27940}Well, my faith is gone.
{27944}{28066}To answer your question, yes,|l do believe in Jesus.
{28070}{28162}Yes, l do believe in God.
{28166}{28294}But do l love Them? No.
{28298}{28404}Well, it's just that all our lives|you've been a pastor.
{28408}{28522}And then one day, you're just gonna|wake up and say, ""Fuck Him""?
{28570}{28661}l didn't say, ""Fuck Him.""
{28665}{28756}Every person who chooses...
{28760}{28812}the service of God|as his life's work...
{28816}{28865}has something in common.
{28869}{28937}l don't care if you're|a preacher, a priest...
{28941}{29008}a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk.
{29012}{29105}Many, many times during your life,|you'll look at your reflection...
{29109}{29198}in the mirror and ask yourself...
{29202}{29274}""Am l a fool?""
{29278}{29348}l'm not going through a lapse.
{29352}{29436}What l've experienced is closer|to awakening.
{29474}{29534}Daddy?
{29538}{29588}What do you think Mom would say?
{29592}{29696}Mama's got nothing to say.|She's dead.
{29763}{29848}This bloody crime spree started|just a week ago today.
{29852}{29916}The oldest of the two brothers,|Seth Gecko...
{29920}{29998}was serving time in Rollings, Kansas|State Penitentiary...
{30002}{30091}for his part in the 1988 Scott City|bank robbery...
{30095}{30167}in which two law enforcement officers|lost their lives.
{30171}{30268}lt was while at the court house|that this man, his younger brother...
{30272}{30358}Richard Gecko, a known armed robber|and sex offender...
{30362}{30409}pulled off a daring daylight escape...
{30413}{30513}resulting in the death of four|Wichita law enforcement officers...
{30517}{30631}and this woman,|Heidi Vogel, sixth grade teacher,|who was run over by the Geckos...
{30635}{30699}during a high-speed pursuit|through downtown Wichita.
{30703}{30806}And earlier today, during a daylight|liquor store robbery in Big Springs...
{30810}{30930}the Gecko brothers killed|another Texas Ranger, Earl McGraw...
{30934}{30981}and liquor store clerk, Pete Bottoms.
{30985}{31056}That changes the death toll to 16:
{31060}{31158}five Texas Rangers, eight|police officers, three civilians...
{31162}{31268}and one hostage: bank teller|and mother of four, Gloria Hill.
{31272}{31322}For the time being, we're very confident|that we'll apprehend...
{31326}{31387}these fugitives|within the next 48 hours.
{31391}{31472}The bureau, local law enforcement|and the Texas Rangers have all joined...
{31476}{31570}in forming a dragnet|to snare Seth and Richard Gecko.
{31574}{31648}ls it safe to assume that because|of the death count involved...
{31652}{31725}and the loss of life|of law enforcement officers...
{31729}{31780}that the bureau, the Rangers|and the police force...
{31784}{31846}are taking this manhunt personally?
{31850}{31914}l would say that's|a very safe assumption.
{32272}{32337}Shit, l was really worried.|Where the fuck you been, man?
{32341}{32401}- Sightseeing.|- What'd you see?
{32405}{32464}- The cops.|- Did you see the border?
{32468}{32532}Yes, l saw the border.|What'd the TV say?
{32536}{32609}They're gonna apprehend us|in about 48 hours.
{32613}{32677}l gotta figure out a way to get us|across this goddam border.
{32681}{32805}The longer we stay here, our lives|ain't worth shit. Here you go.
{32809}{32877}We gotta get our asses|into Mexico tonight.
{32881}{32949}Then Carlos is gonna meet us there|at the rendezvous tomorrow morning.
{32953}{33039}Well, now, he and his boys--|both of them-- all of them--
{33043}{33111}are gonna escort us|into El Rey, and--
{33200}{33246}- Where's the woman?|- What?
{33250}{33315}What do you mean, what? The woman--|th-the host-- the fucking hostage.
{33319}{33367}Richard, where is she?
{33414}{33478}- She's in there.|- What the fuck is she doing in there?
{33482}{33579}Now, Seth, wait a minute. Seth.
{33800}{33888}Richard, what's wrong with you?
{33892}{33945}Before you flip out, okay,|let me just explain what happened.
{33949}{33999}Yeah, ex-explain to me.
{34003}{34103}l need an explanation.|What is the matter with you?
{34107}{34198}There's nothing wrong with me, brother.|That woman tried to escape, and l did|what l had to do.
{34202}{34273}No, that woman wouldn't have said shit|if she had a mouth full of it.
{34277}{34339}- Wrong, wrong, wrong.|- Yeah.
{34343}{34467}- After you left, she became|a completely different person.|- Yeah.
{34511}{34609}ls it me? My fault?
{34613}{34666}- lt's not your fault.|- ls this my fault?
{34670}{34744}- No, it's her fault.|lt's not your fault.|- ls this my fault?
{34748}{34831}Do you think that this is what l am?
{34835}{34924}- l don't--|- This is not me.|l am a professional fucking thief.
{34928}{35035}l don't kill people that l don't have|to, and l don't fucking rape women.
{35039}{35119}What you are doing--|What you are fucking doing--
{35123}{35199}What you are doing is not how it's done.|Do you understand that?
{35203}{35258}Do you? Just say fucking ""yes.""
{35262}{35311}Say, ""Yes, Seth, l understand.""
{35315}{35396}- Yes, Seth, l understand.|- Say, ""Yes, Seth,|l fucking understand.""
{35400}{35458}l understand, Seth.|l fucking understand.
{35604}{35668}We'll get to Mexico,|and it's gonna be sweet rosemary...
{35671}{35724}and 100 proof liquor...
{35728}{35811}and rice and beans,|and none of this shit's gonna matter.
{36022}{36117}l can't believe he's stopping here.|This place is totally cruddy.
{36256}{36329}Dad, why are we stoppin' here?
{36373}{36448}There's nothing wrong with this place.
{36452}{36516}lt's a flophouse.
{36520}{36595}lt's not a flophouse.
{36599}{36664}lt's basic and simple.
{36668}{36734}That doesn't make it a flophouse.
{36738}{36863}All right. Well, if it doesn't have|a pool, then we're going someplace else.
{36902}{36950}lt has a bed.
{36954}{37019}That's all l care about.
{37023}{37080}Well, other places have beds too...
{37084}{37180}and they also have a gym, tennis--
{37364}{37442}Jeez, what is this guy's problem?
{37446}{37500}No idea.
{37610}{37656}Creepy guy.
{38022}{38137}- What?|- Yes, l'm your neighbour|from, uh, room 11...
{38141}{38234}and l hate to disturb you,|but l'd like to ask a favour.
{38423}{38503}l hope none of this is disturbing you.
{38674}{38740}Hi. Uh, l'm from room 11, and, uh...
{38744}{38812}me and my lady friend need some ice,|and we don't seem to have an ice bucket.
{38816}{38868}lf it's not too much trouble,|could l possibly borrow yours?
{38872}{38933}l'll bring it right back.
{39012}{39097}- Sure.|- Thank you.
{39245}{39317}What is this?
{39321}{39369}lt's called a punch.
{39373}{39433}Lose the guitar.
{39493}{39550}- What's your name?|- Jacob.
{39554}{39650}Jacob, get up, get on the bed.|lf you make a wrong move,|l will shoot you in the face.
{39654}{39770}Open your mouth. Wide.
{39774}{39831}Let's go. Let's move the Jap|over here too. Let's go.
{40042}{40126}So what's the story with you two?|You a couple of fags?
{40130}{40176}- This is my son.|- How does that happen?
{40180}{40319}- You don't look Japanese.|- Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
{40323}{40428}Oh, ooh, well,|excuse me all to hell.
{40432}{40507}- What's this about? Money?|- lt's about money, all right,|but not yours.
{40511}{40582}My brother and l, we're in a little|hot water. Now, l need your assistance.
{40637}{40758}- Stop!|- Wh-What's, um, goin' on?
{40762}{40843}We're havin' a bikini contest,|and you just won.
{40847}{40903}lt's okay, honey.|Everything's gonna be all right.
{40907}{40978}You listen to your daddy, sugar,|and you don't do anything stupid.
{40982}{41051}You two--|Simon says sit the fuck down.
{41055}{41108}Sit down.
{41166}{41240}Now, where are the keys|to the motorhome?
{41244}{41301}On the dresser.
{41305}{41354}All right.|Richie, you take these keys.
{41358}{41414}You start this big bastard up|and drive it up front.
{41514}{41644}Richie, would you do me a favour|and eat my pussy for me? Please?
{41648}{41739}- Uh, sure.|- Richie, hey!
{41743}{41814}Not when you get around to it. Now.
{42083}{42170}You, Gidget, go in the bathroom|and put on some clothes.
{42227}{42296}You got three minutes. One second|longer, l shoot your father in the face.
{42300}{42347}- Do you understand what l just said?|- Yes.
{42351}{42385}- Do you believe me?|- Yes.
{42389}{42436}You damn well better. Go.
{42802}{42922}Look, if you want the motorhome,|just take it and get out.
{42926}{42986}lt's not gonna be that easy, Pops.
{42990}{43045}We're gonna go on a little ride.
{43109}{43157}Not a chance.
{43202}{43288}- Come again?|- lf you're taking people, take me.
{43358}{43438}But my kids aren't going|anywhere with you.
{43442}{43503}Sorry, Pops. l need everybody.
{43507}{43575}My children are not going|with you, and that's that.
{43579}{43700}That's not fucking that.|This is fucking this.
{43704}{43771}Dad.
{43775}{43849}You sit down. Sit down.
{43853}{43918}You, go sit over there.|Go sit over there now. Move it.
{43922}{43986}Sit down.
{44074}{44128}Now, l don't have time to fuck around,|so l'm gonna make this simple.
{44132}{44197}You take your kids and you get|in that motorhome...
{44201}{44275}or l will execute all three|of you right now.
{44339}{44410}So, what's it gonna be?
{44414}{44462}Yes or no answer.
{44502}{44548}- Yes.|- Hey, your old man's all right.
{44552}{44652}He just saved your life.
{44656}{44748}Time's up, princess. Here we go.
{44752}{44817}Okay, ramblers, let's get rambling.
{45151}{45207}Excuse me.
{45211}{45268}What?
{45272}{45322}Where are you takin' us?
{45326}{45433}- Mexico.|- What's in Mexico?
{45437}{45518}Mexicans.
{45522}{45582}- Richie?|- Yeah?
{45617}{45683}Put in your bit.
{46032}{46133}- l grind my teeth.|- Dengue woman
{46137}{46215}- What are their names?|- Scott and Kate.
{46219}{46297}Scott and Kate. Who's this?
{46364}{46431}- My wife.|- Where is the little lady?
{46476}{46530}ln heaven.
{46534}{46581}She dead?
{46585}{46656}- Yes, she is.|- How'd she die?
{46694}{46744}Auto wreck.
{46790}{46841}Come on, Jacob, give me some|more details. How did it happen?
{46845}{46921}Some fuckin' drunk kill her?
{46925}{47001}No. lt was a rainy night.
{47043}{47120}The brakes on the car weren't great.
{47124}{47189}She had to stop suddenly.
{47193}{47280}She slid on the road.|She crashed. She died.
{47284}{47383}- She died right away?|- Not quite.
{47387}{47459}She was trapped in the wreck|for about...
{47463}{47539}six hours before she passed on.
{47543}{47681}Yep. Those acts of God really stick|it in and break it off, don't they?
{47685}{47753}Yes, they do.
{47757}{47810}ls that real?
{47814}{47860}Yes.
{47864}{47933}l've seen one of these things before.|A friend of mine had himself ordained...
{47937}{47989}a minister of his own religion.
{47993}{48070}Some way to fuck the lRS.
{48074}{48147}ls that what you're doing,|or are you the real McCoy?
{48151}{48225}Real McCoy.
{48229}{48277}You're a preacher?
{48281}{48348}l was a minister.
{48352}{48407}""Was,"" as in not any more?
{48411}{48458}- Yes.|- Why'd you quit?
{48462}{48573}l think l've gotten about as up close|and personal with you as l'm gonna get.
{48577}{48688}Let's just keep this friendly, okay,|Pops? Let's not get too sensitive.
{48739}{48786}Oh, you're right.
{48790}{48836}Enough with the gettin'-to-know-you|shit. All right.
{48840}{48907}l don't give a rat's ass|about you or your fuckin' family.
{48911}{49005}You can all live forever,|or you can die this second.
{49009}{49082}And l don't give a shit which.|The only things that l care about...
{49086}{49164}are me, that son of a bitch back there|in the back and our money.
{49168}{49263}So you help us get across the border|without incident, you stay with us...
{49267}{49366}through the night|without trying anything funny,|without trying to escape...
{49370}{49439}and in the morning,|l'm gonna let you guys go, all of you.
{49443}{49510}How do l know you'll keep your word?
{49514}{49559}You have to convince me|you're telling the truth.
{49563}{49630}Look, dick-head, the only thing|that you have to be convinced about...
{49634}{49739}is the fact that you are stuck|in a situation with a couple|of real mean motor scooters...
{49743}{49812}and l don't want to have to worry|about you all fuckin' night.
{49816}{49869}You know, and l don't think you wanna|be worrying about my brother's...
{49873}{49965}intentions towards your daughter|all night either.
{49969}{50015}Did you notice the way|that he was looking at her?
{50019}{50060}- Yes.|- You didn't like it, did you?
{50064}{50103}- No, l didn't.|- l didn't think so.
{50107}{50156}You get us into Mexico...
{50160}{50248}and you don't try to escape,|and your daughter will be safe.
{50252}{50362}And in the morning, l will let you go.|l give you my word, Jacob.
{50431}{50513}lf he touches her, l'll kill him.
{50517}{50602}Fair enough. You break your word,|l'll kill all of ya.
{50719}{50770}You got me all crazy
{50812}{50868}l can't get outta of bed
{50913}{50982}Bones are achin'
{50986}{51066}Backed up in my head
{51103}{51150}Dengue woman
{51223}{51291}Stay away from me
{51484}{51557}You got your aches and pains
{51606}{51693}All over me
{51924}{51999}Did you mean what you said|back there in the room?
{52054}{52105}What?
{52152}{52211}ln the room.
{52215}{52279}Did you mean what you said back there,|or were you just foolin' around?
{52282}{52376}Because if-if you really want me|to do that for you, l will.
{52380}{52430}l'd be happy to.
{52459}{52509}Do what?
{52513}{52561}What you said back there in the room.
{52565}{52639}What did l say?
{52643}{52701}- You asked me if l would eat out--|- Richie.
{52705}{52796}- What?|- l told you to watch those kids,|not to talk to them.
{52800}{52879}You don't have nothin' to say to one|another, so let's just cut the chatter.
{52955}{53014}We'll talk later, okay?
{53266}{53357}- Just stand back there.|- Move it up. Move it up.
{53629}{53701}All right, everybody. lt's show time.|Richie, you take Kate into the bathroom.
{53705}{53757}Scott, get up here with your dad.|Let's go. Let's go!
{53821}{53917}Now, what are you gonna say?
{53921}{53969}l don't have the slightest idea.
{53973}{54047}Just keep thinking about that gun|next to Kate's head.
{54094}{54140}Get in.
{54287}{54368}- Another one up. Come on.|- Come on. Let's go.
{54372}{54460}- This isn't gonna work, Seth.|- Shut up. lt's gonna work just fine.
{54504}{54577}Dad, what are you gonna do?
{54581}{54639}l'm gonna try and get us|across the border.
{54643}{54713}Dad, you have to tell them|that they're back there.
{54717}{54846}- Have you forgotten about your sister?|- l want to go on record right now as|saying that this is a very bad idea.
{54850}{54922}Duly noted. Now shut up.
{54994}{55032}Step right over there.|That's okay.
{55036}{55125}They're gonna kill us, Dad. They're|gonna get us across the border...
{55129}{55182}take us out in the desert somewhere,|then they're gonna fuckin' shoot us.
{55186}{55245}lf they get over the border,|they're gonna let us go.
{55249}{55337}They won't. Dad, come on.|l watch those reality shows.
{55341}{55406}They never let anybody go.|Any cop will tell you...
{55410}{55474}in a situation like this,|you get a chance and you go for it.
{55477}{55525}l know it may not seem like it,|but l know exactly what l'm doing.
{55529}{55617}- You're gonna have to trust me on this.|- l can't do that, Dad.
{55621}{55675}lf you don't tell the cops, l will.
{55679}{55772}Listen to me. You ain't gonna do|a goddamned thing, you hear me?
{55833}{55885}l'm runnin' the show.|l make the decisions.
{55889}{55942}- He is running the show.|- l'm running the show!
{55946}{56013}- Dad!|- l'm runnin' the show!
{56017}{56084}Shh. l make the plays.
{56088}{56159}You back the plays l make.
{56163}{56223}l need your cover.
{56252}{56305}Cover me.
{56405}{56457}How many with you?
{56461}{56527}Just my son and l.
{56531}{56570}What's your purpose in Mexico?
{56574}{56675}Vacation. l'm taking him|to see his first bullfight.
{56679}{56731}- They're gonna search the van.|- As long as you don't act...
{56735}{56800}like a fuckin' nut,|we're gonna be just fine.
{56842}{56907}What the hell's|that supposed to mean?
{56911}{56960}- What?|- You just called me a ""fuckin' nut.""
{56964}{57014}- No, l didn't.|- Yes, you did.
{57018}{57073}You said as long as l don't act|""like a fucking nut.""
{57077}{57141}- lmplying that l've been acting|like a fucking nut.|- Take a pill, all right?
{57145}{57195}- l just meant be cool.|- Yeah, you meant that.
{57199}{57284}- But you meant the other too.|- This is not the time, Richie.
{57288}{57397}- Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man!|You called me a ""fucking nut.""|- Would you just--
{57401}{57485}- Now, where l come from,|that stops the train in its tracks.|- Keep your fucking voice down.
{57489}{57566}Or what?
{57570}{57642}What was that?
{57646}{57688}Oh. That was, uh...
{57692}{57756}just-just my daughter|in the bathroom.
{57760}{57851}l thought you said|it was just you and your son.
{57855}{57953}Um, l meant me and my son|and my daughter.
{57985}{58062}Open up. l'm comin' aboard.
{58185}{58232}What was the nuttiest thing|l did, Seth?
{58236}{58303}- l'm curious. Tell me.|What? What was it?|- This is not the time, Richie.
{58307}{58393}l know. Was it possibly when your ass|was rotting in jail and l broke it out?
{58397}{58498}Was that the nuttiest thing?|That was nutty, not to mention stupid.
{58594}{58661}Thanks.
{59002}{59077}- l'm in the bathroom.|- Open up. lt's the Border Patrol.
{59081}{59146}lt's open.
{59221}{59337}Do you mind?|Shut the fuckin' door, please.
{59368}{59436}Excuse me.
{59710}{59767}Goddam, that was intense!
{59910}{59959}Oh, baby, we did it.|We're in Mexico.
{59963}{60051}We're fuckin' in Mexico,|you little piece of fuckin' shit!
{60055}{60104}Come on! Kate, get out here.|Come on.
{60233}{60265}All right, listen up.|Everybody listen.
{60269}{60315}Now, l know that l've put|you all through hell...
{60319}{60377}and l know that l have been|one rough pecker.
{60381}{60473}But from here on out,|you guys are all in my cool book.
{60477}{60539}Now, Scotty, l want you to help me|with Richie. We're gonna lay him down|on the couch over there.
{60543}{60597}Jacob, you're gonna keep driving|down this street...
{60601}{60652}until you come to another street|called Digallo.
{60656}{60733}When you get to Digallo, you're|gonna turn this big bastard left...
{60737}{60822}and you're gonna go down a couple|of miles until you see a bar|called the Titty Twister.
{60826}{60878}From what l understand,|you cannot miss it.
{60882}{60924}- Then?|- And then you stop...
{60928}{60978}because that's where we're goin'.
{61308}{61393}Listen. Don't make a career|out of this, okay? Come on. Hey.
{61430}{61477}Hey. You okay?
{61527}{61597}Yeah, l think so.|What happened?
{61601}{61663}l don't know.|You just passed out.
{61667}{61722}- l did?|- You said something|about your hand hurtin'...
{61726}{61795}and then you just hit the ground|like a sack of potatoes.
{61799}{61861}- Really?|- Head hit the toilet.
{61865}{61978}You scared the shit out of me.|You sure you're okay there?
{61982}{62069}Yeah, l-l think so.|l'm just a little fucked up.
{62073}{62183}Well, let me tell you something|that's gonna clear your head right up.
{62187}{62290}- What?|- We are officially Mexicans.
{62331}{62386}- We're in Mexico, buddy.|- We are?
{62390}{62431}Yeah, we're headin' down|to the rendezvous right now.
{62435}{62493}We're gonna pound booze,|wait for Carlos.
{62497}{62556}When he gets there,|he's gonna take us down to El Rey.
{62560}{62671}And then you and l, my brother,|we're gonna kick fuckin' back.
{62675}{62704}How you like them apples?
{62708}{62769}Far out.
{62821}{62897}- Where's my glasses?|- Oh, uh, yeah, they, uh--
{62901}{62984}They broke when you fell.
{62988}{63041}- Fuck, Seth!|These are, like, my only pair.|- Well, don't worry about it.
{63045}{63101}-We'll get you another pair.|-What do you mean, don't worry about it?|Of course l'm gonna worry about it.
{63105}{63163}- l can't fuckin' see!|- l'll take care of it when we get|to El Rey.
{63167}{63222}Yeah, like some Mexican|hole in the wall's gonna|have my fuckin' prescription.
{63226}{63287}lt-lt's not a big deal|until you make it a big deal, Richie.
{63291}{63419}Now, l was in a very good mood, so stop|bringing me down with this bullshit!
{63473}{63518}l can't wear this shit.
{63542}{63590}Hey, guys. We're here.
{64616}{64684}All right.|Pussy, pussy, pussy!
{64688}{64742}Come on in, pussy lovers!
{64746}{64827}Here at the Titty Twister,|we're slashing pussy in half.
{64831}{64937}Give us an offer on our best selection|of pussy. This is a pussy blowout!
{64941}{65048}All right, we got white pussy, black|pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy.
{65052}{65172}We got hot pussy, cold pussy.|We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy.
{65176}{65262}We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy.|We got snappin' pussy.
{65266}{65340}We got silk pussy, velvet pussy,|Naugahyde pussy.
{65344}{65423}We even got horse pussy, dog pussy,|chicken pussy.
{65427}{65498}Come on. You want pussy?|Come on in, pussy lovers.
{65502}{65588}lf we don't got it, you don't want it.|Come on in, pussy lovers.
{65688}{65745}Come on!
{65749}{65809}Okay, troops, it's the homestretch.
{65813}{65888}Here's the deal.|This place closes at dawn.
{65892}{65945}Carlos is gonna meet us here|sometime before dawn.
{65949}{66003}Now, we are gonna go in there.|We're gonna take a seat.
{66007}{66052}We're gonna have a drink.|We're gonna have a bunch of drinks.
{66056}{66134}And we're gonna wait for Carlos.|Let me say something.
{66138}{66194}l'm very happy about where we're at.|We got a real, nice...
{66198}{66281}l-don't-fuck-with-you, you-don't-|fuck-with-me attitude goin' on.
{66285}{66379}So if everybody just|keeps playin' it cool--|and l'm talkin' to you too, Richie--
{66383}{66436}then everybody's gonna get|what they want.
{66505}{66603}Okay, hard drinkers. Let's drink hard.|l'm buyin'. Come on.
{66607}{66653}Here we go.
{66803}{66862}Out of the stew pot|and into the fire.
{66866}{66972}Attention, pussy shoppers!|Take advantage of our penny pussy sale.
{66976}{67037}lf you buy one piece of pussy|at the regular price...
{67041}{67159}you'll get another piece of pussy of|equal or lesser value for only a penny.
{67163}{67217}Try and beat pussy for a penny!
{67221}{67334}lf you can find cheaper pussy anywhere,|fuck it!
{67414}{67457}Hey, what do we have approaching here?
{67461}{67535}A new flavour: apple pie pussy.
{67575}{67661}- Hey, not so fast, slick.|- Step aside, asshole.
{67743}{67846}Now, is my shit together|or is my shit together?
{67850}{67896}Here we go.
{67979}{68068}Hi. How ya doin'?|Enjoying it? l hope so.
{68332}{68378}Now...
{68382}{68452}this is my kind of place.
{69128}{69202}l could become a regular.
{69550}{69612}Whisky.
{69868}{69940}- You can't come in here.|- What do you mean?
{69944}{70001}lt's a private bar.|You're not welcome.
{70005}{70077}Are you tellin' me that l'm|not good enough to drink here?
{70081}{70218}This bar is for bikers|and truckers only.
{70222}{70282}You, get out!
{70360}{70407}- Take your hand off of me.|- l'm gonna count to three.
{70411}{70475}No, l'm gonna count to three.
{70478}{70519}- One.|- Two.|- Now, wait a minute.
{70523}{70677}There's no reason to get ugly.|There is just a misunderstanding|going on here.
{70681}{70751}You said this bar is|for truckers and bikers?
{70755}{70823}Well, l'm a truck driver.
{70827}{70894}lf you look outside your door|in your parking lot, you'll see...
{70898}{70947}a big recreational vehicle.
{70951}{71022}That's mine. ln order|to drive that legally...
{71026}{71101}you need a Class Two driver's licence.
{71105}{71205}This bar is for truck drivers?|l am a truck driver.
{71209}{71275}And these are my friends.
{71420}{71469}Welcome to the Titty Twister.
{71473}{71524}Bottle of whisky and five glasses.
{71528}{71581}Coming right out.
{72170}{72234}- They serve food here, Jose?|- The best in Mexico.
{72238}{72330}l kind of doubt that.
{72334}{72433}We're gonna go over here. You send|a waitress over to take our order, okay?
{72639}{72700}Yeah!
{73696}{73747}Mary had a little lamb
{73784}{73883}His fleece was black as coal, yeah
{73887}{73991}Any time you want a lap dance|with that girl, kid,|just let me know, all right?
{73995}{74055}lt's on me.
{74059}{74158}- He followed her to school|- Pass.
{74162}{74247}- ls it against your religion?|- No, l do drink.
{74251}{74288}l'm just not drinkin' now.
{74292}{74359}Fair enough. More for me.|Scott, how 'bout you?
{74363}{74407}- No.|- Kate, how 'bout you?
{74411}{74489}No, l can't. l'm not 21 yet.
{74493}{74568}That means yes.|Post time, Kate!
{74634}{74718}Here we go. You slam it down, you knock|the glass down on the table, all right?
{74722}{74781}One, two, three!
{74892}{74947}Thattagirl, Kate.
{74951}{74977}Scotty, you ready? Here we go.|You ready for one?
{74981}{75033}- Okay.|- No, you won't.
{75037}{75137}Yes, he will. Yes, he will,|because l'm not drinkin' by myself.
{75141}{75234}- Kate, round two.|You ready? Here we go.|- Yes, l'll have another one. Thank you.
{75238}{75284}On three. One, two, three.
{75560}{75606}Why are you so agitated?
{75610}{75696}l'm still stewin' about that ape|layin' his hand on me.
{75700}{75781}- What are you gonna do?|- l'm gonna sit here,|and l'm gonna finish this bottle.
{75785}{75832}And when l am finished,|l'm gonna take this bottle...
{75836}{75928}and l'm gonna bust it|over his melon fucking head.
{75932}{76024}Before we stepped in here,|you told all of us to be cool.
{76028}{76074}- So that means you too.|- l never said do what l do.
{76078}{76164}l said do what l say.
{76168}{76267}On my way l passed it
{76271}{76324}Express yourself
{76622}{76681}Are you such a fucking loser...
{76685}{76743}you can't tell when you've won?
{76747}{76792}- What'd you call me?|- Nothing.
{76796}{76874}l didn't make a statement.|l asked a question.
{76878}{76938}Would you like me to ask it again?
{76942}{77036}Are you such a loser,|you can't tell when you've won?
{77075}{77192}The entire state of Texas,|along with the FBl...
{77196}{77243}are looking for you.
{77247}{77297}Did they find you?
{77301}{77352}No, they couldn't.
{77356}{77414}You've won, Seth.
{77443}{77493}Enjoy it.
{77542}{77592}Jacob...
{77623}{77672}l want you to have a drink with me.
{77676}{77725}l insist.
{77817}{77869}To your family.
{77873}{77919}To yours.
{78108}{78174}And now, for your viewing pleasure...
{78178}{78242}the Mistress of the Macabre...
{78245}{78355}the Epitome of Evil,|the most sinister woman to ever dance|on the face of this Earth--
{78359}{78429}- Bite this!|- Lowly dog.
{78433}{78487}Bow your head.
{78491}{78563}Kneel and worship at the feet...
{78567}{78625}of Santanico Pandemonium!
{79947}{80022}Watching her
{80026}{80098}Strolling in the night
{80102}{80226}So right, wondering why
{80230}{80322}lt's only after dark
{80518}{80603}ln her eyes
{80607}{80669}The distant firelight
{80673}{80802}Burns bright, wondering why
{80806}{80879}lt's only after dark
{81105}{81150}Find myself
{81154}{81212}ln her room
{81216}{81265}Feel the fever
{81269}{81325}Of my doom
{81329}{81425}Falling, falling|through the floor
{81429}{81551}l'm knocking on|the devil's door, yeah
{83836}{83886}Burning, burning
{83890}{83949}ln the flame
{83953}{84065}Now that l know her secret name
{84069}{84173}You can tell whose heaven will go
{84177}{84290}But she'll be back|and through the gate
{84858}{84918}That's what l call a fuckin' show!
{85271}{85331}Come here!
{85335}{85410}- That guy. lt's the puta over there.|- Richie, get back on the clock.
{85483}{85543}- How many?|- Three.
{85591}{85641}Which one?
{85645}{85702}This piece of shit here, man...
{85706}{85768}broke my finger and my nose!
{85772}{85844}And this faggot kicked me in the ribs|while l was down.
{85848}{85910}- Up!|- Fuck off, bogeyman!
{86051}{86078}Fuck!
{86443}{86564}All right, everybody be cool, or you'll|be just as dead as these fucks!
{86568}{86632}How's your hand?|Let me see it.
{86682}{86752}Shit.
{86938}{86993}Do you think that was funny?
{87239}{87290}Sit down!
{87855}{87932}- Richie, look out!|- Motherfuckin' shit!
{87936}{87984}- Get the fuck off!|- Hey! Hey!
{87988}{88046}- Get her off me!|- Hey! Hey!
{88050}{88097}What the fuck are you doing?|Shoot her!
{88143}{88188}l'm comin', buddy!
{88315}{88397}- Richie. Richie.|- Fuckin' bitch.
{88401}{88467}Richie.
{88471}{88537}Fuckin' bitch.
{88541}{88599}Richie.
{88719}{88794}Hey. Hey.
{88922}{88960}Hey.
{89179}{89241}What the fuck?
{89385}{89440}Dinner is served.
{89936}{89976}Fuck!|Get off me, man!
{90338}{90442}Come on! Come on, you!|Jacob!
{90534}{90589}No, no, no!|Look out! Look out!
{90772}{90837}You know what everybody|says about me, huh?
{90841}{90884}l suck!
{91799}{91871}Let's see if you taste|as good as your brother.
{91910}{91955}Fuck you.
{92421}{92481}Hey, hey, hey!
{92823}{92870}Oh, shit.
{93033}{93091}Huh?
{93212}{93259}Give me that!
{93679}{93748}l'm not gonna drain you|completely.
{93752}{93826}You'll be my slave.
{93830}{93880}Because l don't think|you're worthy of human blood...
{93884}{93943}you'll feed on the blood|of stray dogs.
{93974}{94034}You'll be my footstool,|and at my command...
{94038}{94105}you'll lick the dog shit|from my boot heel.
{94109}{94187}- Oh.|- Since you'll be my dog...
{94191}{94270}your new name will be Spot.
{94316}{94385}Welcome to slavery.
{94389}{94461}No, thanks.|l already had a wife.
{95057}{95114}We might be in trouble.
{95241}{95308}Yo. Monkey man.
{95356}{95412}Anything you got|to say to them...
{95457}{95525}you can say to me first.
{96082}{96149}That's enough.
{98224}{98292}Ain't they supposed to|burn up or somethin'?
{98522}{98598}Fuck.
{98817}{98886}Now let's kill that fucking band.
{98890}{98936}l can do that.
{98978}{99033}Fuck you, everybody!|Good night!
{99142}{99208}Fuckers.
{99596}{99669}Hey, buddy.
{99673}{99763}l'm sorry|l fucked things up, Richie.
{99899}{99997}You would've liked it in El Rey.|You would've--
{100001}{100065}You would've found peace there.
{100125}{100204}l love you, buddy.
{100235}{100292}l love you too, Seth.
{100584}{100640}You touch my brother|with that stake, biker...
{100644}{100719}and vampires aren't gonna have to|suck your blood; they'll be able to|lick it up off the floor.
{100723}{100831}- He's not your brother any more.|- That's a matter of opinion,|and l don't give a fuck about yours.
{100835}{100923}Don't be a fool!|He'll kill us all.
{100927}{100969}- Shut up!|- Shut up!
{100973}{101025}Let's go. Move. Move. Move.
{101428}{101482}Hold him down.
{101611}{101730}Richie, here is the peace in death...
{101734}{101791}that l could not give you|in life.
{102156}{102204}Fuck.
{102451}{102519}Seth, are you okay?
{102523}{102594}l'm peachy. Okay?|The world is my oyster.
{102696}{102782}Except for the fact that l just--
{102786}{102866}l just rammed a wooden stake|into my brother's chest...
{102870}{102929}because he turned into a vampire...
{102933}{102985}even though|l don't believe in vampires.
{102989}{103089}Aside from that|unfortunate business...
{103093}{103149}everything is hunky-dory.
{103210}{103318}- l'm really, really sorry.|- Bullshit! Bullshit!
{103322}{103432}lf it were to up to you|if you had half a chance,|you would feed us to those fucks.
{103436}{103492}Then why didn't l?
{103571}{103648}l'm sorry you lost your brother.|l'm sorry he's dead.
{103652}{103701}l'm sorry everybody's dead.
{103705}{103803}But if we're gonna get out of this we|need you clean and sober and thinking...
{103807}{103863}not drunk.
{103938}{103996}- What is that?|- Don't know.
{104000}{104072}First l thought it was just birds.
{104146}{104208}lt's bats.
{104342}{104398}Give me a hand.
{105618}{105665}Hey!
{105775}{105828}Whoa.
{105980}{106044}You're dead! Oh!
{106085}{106131}Come on!
{106352}{106443}We'll take care of this mess.|Go stake the rest of those ugly fucks.
{106447}{106508}l'm way ahead of you.
{106512}{106578}- Watch your step.|What's your name, girlie?|- Kate. What's yours?
{106582}{106654}- Sex Machine.|Pleased to meet you, Kate.|- Me too.
{107122}{107169}Okay.
{108673}{108759}- ls everybody okay?|- Yeah, l'm okay.
{108872}{108966}- Does anybody know|what's going on here?|- l know what's going on.
{108970}{109070}We got a bunch of fuckin' vampires|out there trying to get in here|and suck our fuckin' blood.
{109074}{109120}And that's it.|Plain and simple.
{109124}{109195}And l don't wanna hear anything about|""l don't believe in vampires""...
{109199}{109263}because l don't fucking believe|in vampires...
{109266}{109376}but l believe in my own two eyes|and what l saw is fucking vampires.
{109380}{109482}Now, do we all agree that|what we are dealing with is vampires?
{109486}{109545}- Yes.|- You too, Preacher?
{109549}{109657}- l don't believe in vampires,|but l believe in what l saw.|- Good for you.
{109661}{109762}All right, now that we all agree|that we're dealing with vampires,|what do we know about vampires?
{109766}{109824}Crosses hurt vampires.|Do we have a cross?
{109828}{109892}- ln the motorhome.|- ln other words, no.
{109896}{109971}Wait a second. l mean, just look around.|We got crosses all over the place.
{109975}{110033}All you gotta do is put two sticks|together and you got a cross.
{110037}{110104}Yeah, he's right.|Peter Cushing does that all the time.
{110108}{110183}Okay, l'll buy that.|So we got crosses covered. What else?
{110187}{110251}Wooden stakes in the heart|been workin' pretty good so far.
{110254}{110359}And garlic. Sunlight. Holy water.
{110363}{110433}l'm not sure-- Eh, doesn't silver|have somethin' to do with vampires?
{110437}{110495}- That's werewolves.|- l know silver bullets|are werewolves...
{110499}{110552}but l'm sure silver has|something to do with vampires.
{110556}{110607}Well, does anybody have|any silver?
{110672}{110745}Okay. Then who cares?
{110749}{110805}Has anybody here read|a real book about vampires...
{110809}{110878}or are we just remembering|what some movie said?
{110882}{110951}- l mean, a real book.|- You me-- You mean,|like a Time-Life book?
{110955}{111003}l take it the answer's no.
{111007}{111074}Okay, then, what do we know|about these vampires?
{111078}{111164}Well, we know they got superhuman|strength, but we can hurt 'em.
{111168}{111212}- Yeah.|- Another thing, though.
{111216}{111303}lf you're gonna drive a chair leg|through a human, you'd better be|one strong son of a bitch.
{111307}{111411}l mean, the human body|is one rough, tough machine.
{111415}{111484}But these vamps-- these vamps,|they're, they're, they have soft bodies.
{111488}{111605}The texture of their skin is softer.|They're mushier.|You can push it right through them.
{111609}{111707}You see, but if you hit one hard enough,|take their head right off.
{111765}{111876}Actually, our best weapon|against these satanic cocksuckers...
{111880}{111936}is this man.
{111940}{111982}He's a preacher.
{111986}{112043}As far as God's concerned, we might|as well all be a piece of shit...
{112047}{112094}but he is one of the boys.
{112098}{112178}Only one problem:|His faith isn't what it used to be.
{112282}{112356}l've had enough of your taunts.
{112360}{112469}l'm not taunting you, Jacob.|We need you.
{112473}{112573}A faithless preacher|doesn't mean shit to us.
{112645}{112769}A servant of God can take a cross|and shove it up these monsters' asses.
{112773}{112885}A servant of God can bless the tap water|and make it a weapon.
{112939}{113039}Jacob, l know|why you lost your faith.
{113111}{113161}How could holiness exist...
{113165}{113235}if your wife can be taken away|from you and the children?
{113291}{113347}l've always said|that God can kiss my ass...
{113351}{113434}but l just changed my lifetime tune|about 30 minutes ago...
{113438}{113527}'cause l know that whatever|is out there tryin' to get in...
{113531}{113578}is pure evil straight from hell.
{113582}{113669}And if there is a hell|and those sons of bitches are from it...
{113673}{113745}then there has got to be|a heaven, Jacob, there's gotta be.
{113864}{113936}So, which are you?
{113940}{114059}Are you a faithless preacher, or are you|a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
{114287}{114343}l'm a mean...
{114405}{114467}servant of God.
{114609}{114711}l don't know if l can take|much more of that noise.
{114715}{114800}Sure you can.
{114804}{114894}You can take it|because you got no choice.
{114898}{115018}How'd you like to spend 24 hours of it|lyin' in some muddy ditch...
{115022}{115120}with nothing but the rotten corpses|of your friends to keep you company?
{115124}{115185}What are you talking about?
{115288}{115374}l was in 'Nam back in '72.
{115424}{115554}l was trapped behind enemy lines|with my entire squad dead.
{115591}{115664}They thought|they had killed everyone.
{115668}{115757}Except for me,|they was right.
{115761}{115825}But it wasn't for|their lack of tryin'.
{115828}{115933}A grenade blew up right beside me.
{115981}{116042}That's why l'm so pretty.
{116046}{116144}And they started pushin'|all them bodies in on top of me...
{116148}{116247}and all l could do was lay there,|play possum...
{116251}{116321}listen to the enemy joke, laugh.
{116325}{116453}Hour after hour after hour|l lay--
{116456}{116561}- Kill them. Kill them all.|- Kill them.
{116565}{116647}- Kill them.|- Kill them all.
{116651}{116717}Sex Machine.
{116721}{116773}- Kill them.|- Kill them.
{116777}{116853}Kill them!
{116857}{116949}So l finally climbed|out of this hole...
{116953}{117031}and l sneaked up on the enemy|while he was sleepin'...
{117035}{117136}and l killed one,|two, three, four, five--
{117884}{117974}When l came to my senses...
{117978}{118139}l realized l'd killed|an entire V.C. squad single-handed.
{118143}{118235}There was blood...
{118239}{118365}and chunks of yellow flesh|clinging to my bayonet.
{118475}{118565}To this day, l don't remember--
{118606}{118724}Get it off of me! Get it off of me!|Please! Get it off!
{118834}{118895}No!
{119050}{119097}Dad!
{119408}{119518}Fuckin' bit me.|Fuckin' bit me!
{119522}{119613}- What are you gonna do about it?|- Come on, Sex Machine!
{119863}{119960}Oh, shit!
{120198}{120273}Get up. Get up! Up! Come on!
{120536}{120615}Go! Come on!
{120862}{120973}- Wait. We have to go back|for my father.|- Your dad's dead, Kate.
{122080}{122124}He is the light.
{122128}{122230}The people who walk...
{122234}{122306}in the darkness...
{122310}{122374}have seen the light!
{122958}{123038}Open the door!
{123042}{123091}Open the door!
{123152}{123244}- Go! Go!|- Daddy!
{123248}{123304}Jacob, are you bit?
{123340}{123379}Yeah.
{123383}{123460}Motherfuck.|Motherfucking vampires!
{123464}{123561}l'm gonna kill every last one|of you godless fuckin' pieces of shit!
{123565}{123673}You bet you are, and l'm gonna help|you do it. But we ain't got much time.
{123677}{123754}- You're gonna be okay, aren't you?|- No, l'm not.
{123758}{123853}l've been bit.|ln fact, l'm already dead.
{123857}{123953}Now, l'd say in the next|20 or 30 minutes...
{123957}{124006}our friends outside|will bust in this door...
{124010}{124083}and l'll probably turn into a vampire|within the hour.
{124087}{124198}Now, you have two choices: You can wait|for me to turn, then deal with me,
{124202}{124253}or we can kick open that door...
{124257}{124359}and the four of us can go at 'em,|hit 'em with everything we have.
{124363}{124460}But if we're gonna go at 'em,|we gotta go at 'em now.
{124496}{124556}What's this stuff?
{124560}{124704}My guess is this little dive|has been feeding on bikers|and truckers for a long time.
{124708}{124760}This is probably the shipments|that they stole off the trucks.
{124764}{124810}Well, l say let's tear|this place apart for weapons...
{124814}{124860}so when they burst through the door|we'll make 'em wish they never did.
{124864}{124982}l don't care about livin' or dyin'|any more. l just wanna send as many|of these devils back to hell as l can.
{124986}{125015}Amen.
{126530}{126616}Loving God, bless this water and give us|your protection and strength...
{126620}{126696}- in this, our darkest hour. Amen.|- Amen.
{126889}{126981}Before we go any further l need|you three to promise me something.
{126985}{127078}l'll fight with you to the bitter end,|but when l turn into one of them...
{127082}{127150}l won't be Jacob any more.
{127154}{127218}l'll be a lapdog of Satan.
{127221}{127314}l want you three to promise you'll take|me down, no different from the rest.
{127318}{127365}l promise, Jacob.
{127369}{127443}Kate? Scott?
{127447}{127525}- l promise.|- Scott.
{127529}{127585}Yeah, l promise.
{127635}{127696}Why don't l believe you?
{127744}{127808}l'm gonna ask you two again.
{127811}{127948}Then l want you to swear to God|that you'll kill me!
{127952}{128053}lf you don't, l'm gonna just|kill myself right now.
{128057}{128159}Now, since you need me|l think you'd better swear!
{128163}{128251}Kate, do you swear to God...
{128255}{128338}that when l become one of the undead|you'll kill me?
{128405}{128499}Kate! We don't have much time, so l'm|only giving you to the count of five.
{128503}{128603}One, two, three, four--
{128607}{128667}Okay! All right!|l promise l'll do it!
{128707}{128796}Good girl. Now, Scott,|we have even less time...
{128800}{128846}so l'm givin' you|to the count of three.
{128850}{128902}- One--|- You don't--|You don't believe in suicide.
{128906}{129009}lt's not suicide|if you're already dead. Two!
{129013}{129086}Okay! Okay.
{129090}{129171}l'll kill you when you change.|l swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.
{129175}{129209}- Thank you, son.|- Okay, vampire killers.
{129280}{129360}Let's kill some fuckin' vampires.
{129837}{129908}Come out of darkness|and see the light.
{129912}{130013}Come out of darkness|and see the light.
{130017}{130072}From the darkness to light.
{130111}{130182}Come out of darkness|and see the light.
{130525}{130606}Come out of darkness|and see the light.
{130669}{130722}Kill 'em all!
{132792}{132837}Come on! Come on!
{135692}{135761}Dad?
{135986}{136076}Dad, not y-- Aah!|Dad! Dad! Dad!
{136374}{136427}l swear to God|in Jesus Christ's name.
{136479}{136590}- Oh, my God!|- Fight now, cry later!
{136708}{136818}Get the fuck off!|No! Get off! Get off! Off! Get off!
{137148}{137194}Kill me, Kate.
{137229}{137287}Just kill me, Kate.
{137332}{137408}l can't.
{137817}{137910}- How many bullets do you have?|- l don't know. Not many.
{137914}{138008}When you run out, start cold-cockin'|'em. Make 'em sing for their supper.
{138245}{138329}Seth, should l save|the last bullets for us?
{138333}{138416}No. Use it on the next fuck|that tries to bite you.
{138652}{138713}Shoot more holes.|Shoot more holes!
{138870}{138921}- Perfect.|- Oh, they can't go into the light.
{138925}{139016}Perfect.|All right, go.
{139020}{139103}Seth, don't leave me.
{139107}{139171}Hey! Come on, then. Come on.|Come here. Come on!
{139216}{139335}Come on, you! Come on!|Come here, you fucks!
{139376}{139460}Hello!|l'm looking for my friend Seth!
{139464}{139537}Carlos! Kick in the door!
{139783}{139882}- Go!|- Son of a bitch.
{140601}{140672}What the fuck|was goin' on in there?
{140765}{140824}What's the matter with you?|Are you crazy?
{140828}{140912}Why, out of all the godforsaken|shitholes in Mexico...
{140916}{140987}do we have to meet here?
{140991}{141089}One place is just as good|as another.
{141093}{141184}- You never been here before?|- No.
{141188}{141247}l drove by it a couple times.
{141251}{141322}lt's a rowdy place. lt's out in the|middle of nowhere. There'll be no cops.
{141326}{141408}And it's open from dusk till dawn.|Hey, didn't you say you wanted|to meet in the morning? Here we are.
{141412}{141494}Well, since you just picked this place|out of a hat, my brother is dead.
{141498}{141586}That girl's|entire fucking family is dead.
{141669}{141729}- What, were they psychos, or--|- They look like psychos?
{141733}{141788}ls that what they looked like?|They were vampires.
{141792}{141863}Psychos do not explode|when sunlight hits 'em.
{141867}{141936}l don't give a fuck|how crazy they are.
{141973}{142050}Seth, how can l make it up to you?
{142054}{142132}Can't-- You can't make it up to me,|Carlos. l tell you, you can't do it.
{142136}{142192}Can't make it up.
{142267}{142340}Fifteen percent instead of|thirty percent for my stay in El Rey.
{142344}{142433}That's a good start.
{142437}{142504}- Twenty-eight.|- My brother's gone.
{142508}{142609}You understand that? He's gone, and he's|not coming back, and that is your fault.
{142684}{142744}Twenty.
{142782}{142863}- Twenty-five.|- Twenty-five.
{142867}{142947}Kate, go to the RV,|get the suitcase.
{143070}{143141}You look like hell.
{143145}{143248}You want a cold beer?|l got some in the car.
{143252}{143310}Come on. They're cold. Huh?
{143314}{143370}l got Mexican and domestic.
{143776}{143877}- So, how do you like the car?|- lt's all right.
{143881}{143948}l said ""like new.""|This is a '90.
{143952}{144048}Hey, it is new, cabron. Belonged|to a drug dealer friend of mine.
{144052}{144106}Hey, he only drove it, like,|14 times in five years.
{144110}{144167}lt's like new, l swear to God.
{144239}{144301}- So, what do l do, follow you?|- Yeah. Follow me.
{144305}{144361}All right, let's do it.
{144547}{144627}l'm sorry.
{144881}{144945}Yeah, l'm sorry too.
{145136}{145189}- l'll see you.|- Seth.
{145258}{145309}You need some company?
{145391}{145511}Kate, do you know where l'm going?|Do you know what El Rey is?
{145515}{145608}- No.|- Hey, Seth.
{145612}{145700}lt's time to go.
{145704}{145759}Go home, Kate.
{145832}{145916}l may be a bastard,|but l'm not a fuckin' bastard.
{146726}{146822}Hot air hangs|like a dead man
{146826}{146907}From a white oak tree
{146911}{146988}There's people|sittin' on porches
{146992}{147056}Thinkin' how things used to be
{147059}{147130}Dark night
{147134}{147222}lt's a dark night
{147226}{147280}A dark night
{147314}{147370}lt's a dark night
{148258}{148347}Everything about her|was natural
{148351}{148436}Everything about her|was cool
{148440}{148534}But l'm a little partial|for those beautiful girls
{148538}{148631}Even if their bloods|run blue
{148683}{148739}l think l see her
{148775}{148823}l think l want her
{148863}{148905}Oh, l think l love her
{148909}{148995}She's just killin' me|Killin' me, killin' me
{148999}{149055}l think she's killin' me
{149279}{149365}Her castanets are enormous
{149369}{149459}Her bongo beat absolute
{149463}{149546}And when she doin'|midnight performances
{149550}{149637}She's got a secret|somethin' to boot
{149641}{149701}Yeah
{149705}{149753}l think l see her
{149799}{149840}l think l want her
{149880}{149922}Oh, l think l love her
{149926}{150017}But she's just killin' me|Killin' me, killin' me
{150021}{150077}l think she's killin' me
{151574}{151630}Ohhh
{151873}{151976}Miss Santanico Pandemonium
{151980}{152055}Don't get any lower|or slower
{152059}{152151}What you see is|what you're gettin' conmigo
{152155}{152230}And the bonus|of an albino boa
{152311}{152357}l think l see her
{152404}{152445}l think l want her
{152483}{152534}Yes, l think l love her
{152538}{152625}She's just killin' me|Killin' me, killin' me
{152629}{152750}She's just killin' me|That's some time l had
{152754}{152815}Oh, l think l see her
{152869}{152910}l know l love her
{152950}{152998}Yes, l might love her
{153002}{153084}She's just killin' me|Killin' me, killin' me
{153088}{153146}She wanna be killin' me
{153150}{153191}Suck my blood
