{488}{552}- Hello.|-  Wanna have a little fun?
{555}{631}- Who's this?|- Tell me your name|and I'll tell you mine.
{633}{679}I don't think so.
{681}{752}- What's that noise?|- Oops. I farted.
{754}{832}- I didn't think|you would hear me.|- No, that popping noise.
{835}{924}Oh. I'm making popcorn.|I'm getting ready to watch a video.
{927}{1015}- Ooh. What is it?|- It's just a scary movie.
{1017}{1065}- Do you like scary movies?|- Mm-hmm.
{1068}{1144}- What's your favorite?|- Mm, I don't know.
{1147}{1192}Think.
{1195}{1280}Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,|the one where Shaq plays a genie.
{1282}{1363}- That's not a horror movie.|- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
{1407}{1482}- Hey, you have a nice voice.|- Thanks.
{1484}{1536}You never did tell me your name.
{1538}{1592}Why do you wanna know my name?
{1594}{1658}'Cause I wanna know|who I'm looking at.
{1699}{1750}What--|What did you say?
{1752}{1806}Nice breasts.
{1808}{1854}Look, what do you want?
{1856}{1921}I wanna see|what your insides look like.
{1924}{1980}Well--Well, then,|turn to page 54.
{1983}{2022}Oh.
{2024}{2070}Hey, nice.
{2114}{2213}Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,|now you better stop or else.
{2216}{2289}- Or else what?|- Or else my boyfriend's|gonna be here any minute,
{2292}{2340}and he's black|and he'll kick your ass.
{2343}{2388}- Oh, really?|- Yeah.
{2391}{2442}You mean the one who wears makeup|and dresses like a woman?
{2444}{2516}- How did you know?|- Turn the porch lights on.
{2664}{2738}Help! Help!
{2740}{2847}Oh, that's not my boyfriend.|I mean, I've fucked him a couple|of times, but that's it.
{2849}{2927}Look, I'm calling the cops.
{2929}{2982}Go ahead. Call the cops.
{2984}{3057}But you might wanna|check the backdoor first.
{3060}{3108}You forgot to lock it.
{3661}{3707}Take that, you psycho!
{3784}{3835}I can't feel my legs.
{3837}{3897}I think my arm is broken.
{3899}{3985}- Sorry.|- I want my mommy.
{4057}{4104}Hello, Drew.
{4523}{4569}Oh, God!
{6006}{6106}- Daddy! Daddy!|- Ugh!
{6108}{6171}Daddy!
{6173}{6228}Daddy!
{6231}{6306}Daddy, no! No!
{6352}{6424}- Did you hear something?|- No, I didn't hear anything.
{7060}{7176}Bobby, what are you doing?|My dad's in the other room.
{7178}{7242}It just occurred to me. I never|climbed through your window before.
{7244}{7329}Now that you got it out of your system,|Bobby, you have to leave.
{7331}{7363}Why?
{7365}{7420}Shh. Come on.
{7422}{7468}What's going on in there?
{7470}{7549}Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.|Unstick Daddy's head.
{7552}{7624}- Dad, can you knock?
{7626}{7732}- Knock?|I thought I heard screaming in here.|- No. No, you didn't, Dad.
{7734}{7797}Well, it could've been that crack|I smoked earlier, I guess.
{7800}{7844}- Yeah.|- Yeah, that's what it was.
{7846}{7895}I gotta leave town|for a couple of days.
{7897}{7964}No big deal. Just that new business|I started with those Colombian guys?
{7966}{8033}- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.|- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
{8036}{8092}Well, there's a problem.|Some money went missing.
{8094}{8143}And apparently,|some legs are gonna get broken.
{8145}{8203}It's just better if I lay low|for a couple of days.
{8205}{8263}- If the cops raid the place--|- I never heard of you.
{8265}{8321}- And don't forget--|- To flush your stash.
{8324}{8392}Oh, you are my little girl.|I love you so much...
{8394}{8443}that I left you a little something|in the coffee can.
{8445}{8532}- Dad--|- But you have to remember to step|on it before you sell it.
{8534}{8604}- Now, what are you|gonna cut it with?|- Um, baking--
{8606}{8652}Baking soda.|Not baking powder.
{8654}{8727}Because baking powder guys|will have muffins growing|out of their nose.
{8729}{8783}You love that joke,|don't you, honey?
{8785}{8862}You've loved that joke|since you were two years old.
{8865}{8915}- Okay, well--|- Okay, I love you.
{8917}{8965}- I love you.|- Have a good trip.
{8967}{9025}- Bye.|- Bye. Whew!
{9028}{9081}Is the coast clear?
{9083}{9159}Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.
{9161}{9238}That was close. God!
{9314}{9432}I was, uh, home watching|The Exorcist, and it|got me thinking about you.
{9434}{9533}If this is about the time|I puked green slime|and masturbated with a crucifix--
{9535}{9587}It was my first keg party, Bobby.
{9589}{9697}No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.|All the good stuff was cut out.
{9700}{9769}So you thought you would just climb|through my window...
{9772}{9821}and we would|play bump-bump?
{9823}{9873}I was kind of hoping|to get my balls licked,
{9875}{9939}but I wouldn't wanna break|your little underwear rule,|now, would I?
{9941}{10021}So maybe just some|on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?
{10101}{10169}Okay. But just for a minute.
{10536}{10591}What the--
{10593}{10641}Wrong set.
{10726}{10812}Bobby! Oh, Bobby!
{10816}{10891}l don't wanna wait|for our lives to be over
{10892}{10943}- No, Bobby, don't.|- Ow!
{10997}{11065}Jeez.
{11067}{11129}Yeah, my dad.
{11131}{11254}Okay, stud,|you have to go now.
{11325}{11385}Oh, um,|about the sex stuff?
{11387}{11444}I was only half-serious.|I don't wanna rush you or anything.
{11446}{11524}Hey, would you settle|for PG-13?
{11526}{11590}What's that?
{11623}{11654}Oh, jeez!
{11656}{11718}Good night, Bobby.
{11846}{11922}Shorty, you are so loud.
{11925}{11989}And make sure you take|your behind to class today.
{11991}{12070}- I do be going to class.|- Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
{12072}{12127}It is when you got|the munchies.
{12130}{12223}- See, that's why|you such a dumb-ass.|- Your mother.
{12226}{12321}You my brother.|That's your mother too, jackass.
{12323}{12402}Oh, yeah.|Well, then, your father's stupid.
{12404}{12466}So? I don't know him.
{12468}{12537}Yeah, me neither.
{12539}{12629}- Hey, girl, you ready?|- Yeah, in a minute.
{12667}{12734}- We're gonna be late.|- Wait. There's Buffy.
{12736}{12816}I don't know why|you hang out with her.
{12818}{12874}- She is such a ho.|- Why do you say that?
{12877}{12938}'Cause I've seen her.
{12941}{13008}- My friend Sean|had a pool party this summer.|- Sean?
{13010}{13058}You know, Puff Daddy?
{13061}{13121}Anyway, everybody was drinking|Cristal champagne.
{13123}{13197}And then it started to get wild,|and people were getting freaky|in the pool and stuff.
{13199}{13298}I look over and there was|your girl getting buck wild|in the Jacuzzi.
{13300}{13338}So?
{13341}{13416}With a backup dancer.
{13418}{13464}I mean, that's nasty.
{13466}{13518}That's-That's lower|than the security guard.
{13521}{13613}At least security can get you backstage.|She doesn't love herself.
{13615}{13694}Bye, Daddy.|- I don't know. I think|Buffy's sweet, Brenda.
{13696}{13776}She is as fake|as Press-on nails.
{13778}{13834}Hey, baby girl!
{13873}{13921}What is up,|my sister?
{13923}{13986}- Bye, Mr. Gilmore.|- Bye!
{13989}{14030}- Is he gone?|- Yep.
{14066}{14158}Do you like what you see
{14161}{14218}lt's all about the money
{14218}{14263}Hey, Cindy!
{14337}{14411}- I love this color.|- Let me see that.
{14461}{14548}- Oh, you guys should|not use this brand.|- Why not?
{14550}{14623}- Because they test|their products on animals.|- So?
{14625}{14735}Look, have you seen what they do|to those poor animals?
{14779}{14869}Well, I am much more|of a people person.
{14871}{14950}I'd like to feed all the hungry,|little children of the world.
{14952}{15013}I'd much rather help my fellowman|than some animal.
{15015}{15061}- Spare a dollar?|- Get away from me, you bum!
{15063}{15128}Buffy! Can't you see|he's just hungry?
{15131}{15200}Here you go, sir.|A nice sandwich.
{15226}{15311}- See?|- I said a dollar, bitch!
{15314}{15368}Ow!
{15371}{15446}God.|Look at this place.
{15448}{15505}It's a circus.
{15507}{15620}Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm,|author of the book,|You're Dead, I'm Rich.
{15623}{15676}A small college town|is in shock...
{15679}{15731}after the unthinkable|has happened:
{15734}{15806}a brutal killing spree|that left one teen dead--
{15808}{15862}That's it. Two teens dead...
{15865}{15921}and this small town|shaken and stirred.
{15923}{16008}- It's times like these--|- Police are combing|the area for clues.
{16010}{16064}There are no witnesses|available at this time.
{16066}{16112}There are no suspects|in custody.
{16114}{16160}Police are asking anyone|to come forward.
{16162}{16238}Reporting live for Black TV.|White folks are dead and we're|getting the fuck out of here!
{16241}{16318}Grab your shit|and let's go, motherfucker!
{16396}{16481}Hey, do you think the press is gonna|wanna talk to us?
{16483}{16594}Oh, girl, no. The press|only wants to interview the most|ignorant person they can find.
{16596}{16685}I'm on TV! Oh, shit!|First Cops, now this!
{16687}{16733}Oh, man, I'm gonna be|a star, son!
{16735}{16848}- What can you tell us about Drew?|- Well, she had the fat ass.
{16850}{16922}- I mean, it was like bang!|- How close were you to the victim?
{16924}{16986}Real close.|Until the roofies wore off.
{16988}{17037}Then she woke up talking about|pressing charges.
{17039}{17090}So I just pulled my tongue|out of her ass and left.
{17092}{17144}What would have been|your last words to Drew?
{17146}{17220}Run, bitch! Run!
{17294}{17376}Hey, yo, dawg.|Does this shirt make me look gay?
{17378}{17424}No, man.
{17466}{17526}What about now?
{17529}{17588}- Nah. Yeah.|- Cool?
{17590}{17647}Here. Take one, guys.|Don't forget: election's Tuesday.
{17650}{17710}"Don't forget:|election's Tuesday."
{17712}{17813}Ah! Goddamn it!|Son of a bitch!
{17815}{17882}What's the matter, honey?
{17885}{17930}My report card.
{17992}{18041}Well, at least|you got one "A."
{18043}{18122}Yeah. I did, huh?
{18125}{18212}You're so smart.
{18214}{18272}- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?|- Nah.
{18275}{18331}You know what?|That kid is always late.
{18334}{18390}I don't get it.|He lives so close.
{18624}{18694}See you later,|Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim,
{18696}{18766}Big Jim, Little Jim,|Slim Jim, everybody.
{18768}{18833}I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding.|All right.
{18986}{19055}Damn, girl.|Mm-mm-mm.
{19057}{19117}- I'd sure like to get in them pants.|- Really?
{19119}{19181}Yeah. What size are these?
{19183}{19231}Hey, guys.
{19233}{19301}- Hey, Bobby.|- Hey, baby.
{19303}{19365}- How you doing?|- Good.
{19367}{19432}- You guys see all|the reporters out there?|- Yeah.
{19435}{19491}Saying that girl Drew Decker|got killed last night.
{19493}{19547}- You know what? I think I knew her.|- Really?
{19550}{19623}- She had a brother named Steve?|- Yeah.
{19625}{19687}Long hair, pretty little mouth,|perfect ass?
{19690}{19759}- That was her.|- Nah, I was talking about Steve.
{19762}{19809}Whatever happened|to him?
{19811}{19881}Do you guys think it's strange|that she got killed...
{19883}{19962}exactly one year|after we,
{19964}{20019}you know,|killed that guy?
{20022}{20079}Hey, Cindy,|that was an accident.
{20081}{20127}Was it, Greg?
{20237}{20295}Yeah!
{20541}{20607}Would you look|at what they're doing?
{20609}{20661}When are we gonna do|stuff like that, huh?
{20663}{20710}One day.
{20712}{20774}- You like that, baby?|- Yeah, that's different.
{20776}{20831}- You like that?|- Oh, I love that.
{20833}{20890}Oh, I love|when you play with my ass.
{20892}{20938}I'm not playing|with your ass.
{20999}{21085}- Ray!|- Oh, my bad.
{21087}{21187}Come on, man!|Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
{21189}{21237}Hold on.
{21239}{21285}Here. Putt his on.
{21346}{21438}lt's raining men|Yeah, that's the shit|right here!
{21438}{21486}Hallelujah|- lt's raining men 
{21508}{21568}Baby.|-Amen
{21571}{21678}l'm gonna go out|l'm gonna let myself get|What? It's a classic.
{21680}{21762}Absolutely soakin' wet|-Put on the radio, man.
{21828}{21887}Yeah! Whoo!
{22196}{22278}- What? It was laundry day.|- What the fuck is--
{22280}{22330}Yeah!
{22332}{22428}Whoo! Yeah!
{22513}{22575}- Hey. Come over here.|- What?
{22577}{22652}- Just get a little closer to me.|- Something you're gonna tell me?
{22654}{22738}- Bobby, what are you doing?
{22740}{22807}I just want you to touch it.|Just touch it. Come on.
{22809}{22856}- Uh--|- Just a little bit. Come on.
{22859}{22906}Whoo!
{22970}{23064}- Ow!|- Oh, yeah, that's|what I'm talkin' about.
{23301}{23338}Oh, my God! Shit!
{23398}{23480}God, Cindy--|Oh, shit!
{23754}{23812}- Oh, my God.|- What was that?
{23815}{23864}I think|we hit something.
{23968}{24035}Oh, man!
{24037}{24130}Bobby, look at my car, man!|My dad's gonna freak!
{24132}{24198}I didn't see it.|It came out of nowhere.
{24200}{24263}- Oh, my God, we hit a boot.|- Where's the foot?
{24265}{24323}I don't know.
{24325}{24395}Where the--
{24397}{24451}It's a body!
{24453}{24500}- Oh, shit, is he alive?|- I don't know.
{24503}{24552}- Well, check it out.|- I can't.
{24554}{24628}- Shit!|- We have to call the police.
{24631}{24704}- No way. I ain't going to jail.|- We have to!
{24707}{24762}Cindy, do you know what they do|to young boys in prison?
{24764}{24836}And all those sex-starved|convicts just waiting|for a fresh piece of meat.
{24839}{24912}Hey, you're right, Cindy.|Maybe we should call the police.
{24915}{24970}Oh, yeah,|That's a great idea, Ray.|But what about Brenda, huh?
{24972}{25018}You think she wants|to go to jail?
{25020}{25068}This is manslaughter, okay?|We're all gonna fry for this.
{25070}{25160}- We're looking at 10 to 15 years.|- Shut up, Bobby!
{25162}{25232}- It's okay. I'm fine.|- Alcohol all over.|- We're in so much trouble.
{25235}{25306}- I'm fine.|- Don't blame|that shit on me, Ray.
{25308}{25404}- Look, we'll get rid of the body.|- Unnecessary.
{25407}{25472}- Now you're thinking.|- We'll dump him in the ocean.|- Not the ocean, the pier.
{25474}{25524}- Guess I'll be leaving now.|- That's a great idea.
{25528}{25576}- What about the alcohol?|- We'll get rid of it.
{25579}{25627}Come on. It'll be all right.
{25629}{25684}- Come on. Hurry up. Let's go.|- Put him in the trunk.
{25686}{25747}- I won't have anything to do with this!|- Shut up!
{25749}{25832}Cindy, come on.|We'll just pretend it never happened.
{25834}{25912}You know, like the time we got drunk|and we went down on each other.
{25914}{25987}- I'll get his arm.|- I'll grab I'll grab|his other arm. His ass.
{25989}{26068}We'll take him down to Williamson Cove|and we'll dump him in there.
{26070}{26117}The sharks'll take care|of the evidence.
{26119}{26169}Oh, my God,|someone's coming.
{26171}{26265}- Oh, shit. It's Shorty.|- Brenda, take care of him.
{26417}{26490}Shorty, I know you ain't driving|without no papers.
{26492}{26568}I got papers,|blunts, bongs,
{26570}{26630}all the ingredients|to make a high nigga pie.
{26673}{26758}- Hey, yo, can I help you?|- Yo, what's up, Ray?
{26760}{26830}- Yo, son, you all need jumper cables?|- Nah, we're cool.
{26832}{26922}Oh, good, 'cause I left|my roach clip at home.
{26924}{26992}- Go home, Shorty.|- Yeah, I-I'll see you later.
{26995}{27039}Peace, Ray.
{27041}{27102}- Get the trunk closed.|- It won't close.
{27104}{27168}I'll do it.
{27757}{27830}Hold on. Hold on. Put him down.|He's heavy. Oh, God.
{27883}{27972}Okay, look. On three we dump him|over the ledge.
{27975}{28033}Wait, wait, wait.|Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
{28036}{28123}- For what?|- Shit, he might have some money.
{28125}{28195}We already committed murder.|We might as well rob his ass.
{28198}{28264}- I'll take the credit cards.|- I want his jewelry.|- I'm gonna take his drawers.
{28266}{28387}- Get off! Hey, yo, get off!|His drawers are mine! Yo!
{28389}{28476}- I got me a gold ring.|- Credit cards.
{28479}{28563}- All right, let's get him in the water.|- I don't think I can, Greg.
{28566}{28624}- It's not too late.|- Shut up, okay?
{28627}{28726}- Christ, already. I'll do it.|- Just get him in the water.
{28728}{28798}Okay. One, two,
{28800}{28846}three.
{28946}{29032}Right now we make a pact.|We take this to our grave.
{29035}{29072}- Agreed?|- Agreed.|- Agreed.
{29074}{29120}- Agreed?|- Agreed.
{29123}{29196}Say it, Cindy. Say it!
{29199}{29269}We take this to our grave. Say it!
{29272}{29335}We take this to our grave. Say it.
{29337}{29383}Greg, chill. Come on.|You're hurting her.
{29385}{29457}We take this|to our grave. Ow.
{29460}{29523}And we never|mention this again.
{29525}{29572}Mention what?
{29574}{29684}- The guy we just killed.|- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
{29686}{29728}Starting now!
{29730}{29784}Stupid bitch, man.
{29786}{29877}- God. I hate him.|- It's gonna be okay, baby.|It's gonna be okay.
{29880}{29989}I promise. Just touch it again.|Come on. Please.
{30063}{30145}- You have to move on, Cindy.|That's all behind us now.|- Exactly.
{30147}{30205}- It's a coincidence.|- Greg's right, Cindy.
{30207}{30273}I mean, what do you think|we're in, a horror movie?
{30275}{30363}Yeah, you guys are right.|If we were,
{30365}{30479}they'd probably cast some ding bat|like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.
{30481}{30573}Yeah, or they'd cast people|in their late twenties,|early thirties to play us.
{30628}{30715}- Kenny, get the camera ready.|Here. Hold my gum.
{30765}{30845}- Sheriff, Sheriff,|can I get a statement?|- No comment.
{30847}{30973}Damn. Who do I have to screw around here|to get a stupid story?
{30976}{31033}Hey! Hey, no running.
{31083}{31129}Loser.
{31131}{31203}- Slow it down!|- Blow me!
{31205}{31260}All right!
{31262}{31333}Hi. Gail Hailstorm.|Field Reporter, Hard Story.
{31336}{31388}Special Officer Doofy.
{31390}{31485}Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.|Is there a problem on campus?
{31488}{31540}- No comment. No comment.|- Okay. Okay.
{31543}{31631}You know, you look awfully young|to be a police officer.
{31633}{31693}- I'm 25 and a half years old.|- Ooh!
{31695}{31749}- Yeah, that's this many.|- Ah, so big.
{31751}{31803}Yeah. That's big.
{31805}{31868}Well, you don't look|a day over 12.
{31870}{31959}Except for the big head|and glazed-over look in your eyes.
{31961}{32048}- Ooh, was that drool?|- Yeah. I for got to swallow.
{32050}{32132}Don't worry,|'cause I never forget.
{32182}{32241}- Would you remind me|not to do that again?|- Sorry.
{32243}{32315}Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff|and me, your principal,
{32317}{32376}will be questioning all students|throughout the day.
{32378}{32448}Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings|of a serial killer on our hands.
{32450}{32516}Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.|It's official police business.
{32518}{32613}Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I|go inside my van over there...
{32616}{32680}and, uh, get to know|each other a little better?
{32683}{32773}- Would you like that?|Yeah, that van right there.|- That van?
{32776}{32835}Yeah.
{32837}{32921}- Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on.|- Oh!
{32924}{33021}A terrible tragedy|and an unbearable loss.
{33023}{33121}It's days like today|that we need prayer in school.
{33123}{33243}It starts to unravel|the very moral fabric|of our society.
{33246}{33298}Here you go, baby.
{33301}{33346}Go to your daddy.
{33349}{33406}Oh!
{33409}{33484}I'll see you after class.
{33486}{33532}- Sweet!|- All right!
{33534}{33626}Okay, class, who would like to give|their oral presentation first?
{33629}{33698}- Oh!|- Anybody?
{33700}{33772}- Yes!|- Anybody else?
{33816}{33893}Okay, Heather.
{33953}{34012}- Okay. Can I start?|- Yeah.
{34014}{34092}Okay, my presentation|is on the First Amendment.
{34094}{34201}And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly|with George Washington.
{34203}{34249}And it states, and I quote,
{34251}{34329}"When our Founding Fathers|argued the passage|of our glorious Constitution--"
{35519}{35605}The First Amendment gives us the right|to say what we want--
{35607}{35678}Oh, shut the fuck up!
{35680}{35758}So, who's next?
{35761}{35834}Uh, Cindy Campbell.
{35836}{35914}Isn't she the daughter|of, well, you know--
{35917}{36002}- Oh, yeah, you know,|old Mrs., uh--|- Old Mrs.--
{36004}{36073}Yeah. Yeah,|the one and only--
{36075}{36157}The one and only.
{36159}{36246}- Why, hello, Cindy.|- Hi, Principal Squiggman.
{36249}{36350}- Thanks, Doofy.|- It's Special Officer Doofy today,|Cind.
{36352}{36458}Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions|that he would like to ask you today.
{36460}{36545}- What is that... god-awful smell?|- I don't know.
{36547}{36579}I got a poopie.
{36607}{36677}Did you just say|that you went poopie?
{36679}{36753}- Yeah. It was good.|- Mm.
{36755}{36831}- Get him out of here.|- Yes.
{36833}{36893}- Thank you, Doofy.|- Okay.
{36895}{36954}You should now go back|to Special Ed.
{36956}{37042}- Okay. Salute.|- Maybe a change of underwear, son.
{37044}{37121}- Bye, Doofy.|- Bye, Cind.
{37123}{37190}- How are you, Cindy?|- Fine.
{37192}{37262}- How are you, Sheriff?|- Bloated, constipated.
{37264}{37350}Got a boil on my ass|the size of a walnut.|You know, the usual.
{37352}{37422}Cindy, I want to ask you|some questions about Drew Decker.
{37465}{37530}- I didn't really know her.|- Oh, come on. Sure you do.
{37533}{37590}No. I mean,|I didn't really know her.
{37592}{37680}I've been in this game a longtime.|Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
{37682}{37766}Tell me about Drew. What|was she like in bed, Cindy?
{37795}{37870}Tried to get you.|It's an old police trick.
{37873}{37958}It's an old police trick.|You didn't fall for it.|Good for you, kid.
{37960}{38006}Hike!
{38029}{38090}Pass! Pass!
{38142}{38202}All right, shower up!
{38204}{38254}Yes!
{38256}{38341}Yo, Dugan, man,|nice play, yo. Word up.
{38343}{38390}Johnson, what a block, baby.
{38393}{38488}Word up. Woodward. Nice ass.
{38490}{38542}Damn.
{38544}{38624}Yo, Greg, what's up?|You gonna hit the showers or what?
{38626}{38726}No, man. I think I'm gonna workout,|beat the bag a little.
{38729}{38828}Suit yourself, kid. All right.|Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
{38830}{38924}Come on, y'all!|I'm gonna get y'all!
{38926}{38998}Don't let Uncle Ray catch you!
{39554}{39657}Who did this? Huh?|Where are you?
{39659}{39713}This isn't funny, all right?
{39715}{39788}A small dick's like a disability, man!
{39790}{39892}Would you make fun of a guy|in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you?
{39894}{39952}Come on out here,|you sick fuck!
{39954}{40050}I'll kick the shit|out of you right now! All right?
{40052}{40100}It's not the size|of the hammer,
{40102}{40148}it's the nail|you're throwing it at!
{40209}{40270}It's a shame how she died.
{40272}{40380}- She was such a nice girl.|- Yeah, she used to baby-sit|my brother Doofy.
{40383}{40471}- He had the biggest crush on her.|- Ray, you're a dead man.
{40473}{40531}Hey, hey, hey, hey,|hey, hey, hey, hey.
{40534}{40582}You wanna get|butt-naked and wrestle?
{40584}{40663}- Bring it on, Ray!|- Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline?
{40665}{40735}- Take it easy. What's the problem?|- I'll show you the problem.
{40737}{40805}Oh--That's you?
{40807}{40894}They-They turned the hot water off|in the showers, all right?
{41011}{41073}Laugh it up, you guys.|Big laugh.
{41111}{41171}You know what?|You can all go to hell!
{41174}{41253}Greg, you're not the only one|who got one.
{41255}{41335}Oh, you mean|Bobby's got a baby dick too?
{41398}{41460}No. I was talking|about the note.
{41463}{41517}I got one too.
{41519}{41587}- Somebody knows.|- That's bullshit, Cindy.
{41589}{41638}Someone's just trying|to fuck with us.
{41640}{41703}We have to call|the police, Greg.
{41706}{41771}You call the police,|and I'll kill you myself.
{41945}{42002}- You're hurting her, man.|- And you know what?
{42004}{42050}That goes for all of you guys.
{42052}{42115}That psycho wants|a piece of me, bring it on.
{42117}{42192}But I'm not going to jail.|You got that?
{42374}{42419}What's everybody|talkin' about?
{42422}{42495}Just forget it, Shorty.|You already know too much.
{42563}{42631}Aren't they beautiful?
{42665}{42737}- Buffy!|- Contestant number one!
{42811}{42895}Very good.|And contestant number two.
{42989}{43058}Very good.|And contestant number three.
{43060}{43146}Buffy! That's my girl!
{43148}{43227}- That's my girlfriend!|- Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!
{43229}{43307}- Hey, kiss my ass!|- Yeah, I'm hitting that too!
{43310}{43382}- All right, Buffy!|- Hey, shut the hell up, man!
{43384}{43477}- The best pussy I ever had!|- What, you want a piece of me?
{43479}{43519}Now the talent portion|of the competition.
{43522}{43630}Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go|downstairs for a closer seat.|See you after the show.
{43632}{43703}Number three, Buffy Gilmore.
{43705}{43768}Hey, you know what? I'm gonna|go hit the head. You want me|to bring you back anything?
{43771}{43831}No, no, no. I'm good, man.|But hurry back. She's gonna perform.
{43834}{43896}- Don't worry. I'll be back.|- Good evening, Buffy.
{43899}{43950}And what will be|your talent for this evening?
{43952}{44044}Acting. I'll be doing|a dramatic reading.
{44046}{44100}Yeah, yeah!
{44102}{44151}Buffy Gilmore|doing a dramatic reading.
{44195}{44280}Hey, do that thing from Baywatch!|She's running down the beach!
{44445}{44494}Lookout, Greg!|Look behind you!
{44532}{44599}- It's him! It's the killer!|- Huh?
{44601}{44672}Oh, my God!|Somebody do something!
{44674}{44758}Somebody do something!
{44760}{44812}He's killing him!
{44814}{44882}- He's killing him!|- Must be an original piece.
{44884}{44930}He's killing him!
{44932}{45019}She's good. She's good.
{45021}{45090}- What's wrong with you people?|- That's fantastic.
{45092}{45172}You fucking bastards!|Why won't anyone help?
{45174}{45256}- Amazing.|- She's the next Pamela Lee.
{45259}{45316}Oh, God!|Oh, God! Don't!
{45319}{45404}Greg, hold on!
{45441}{45500}Give it up for Buffy Gilmore!|Beautiful.
{45502}{45552}Absolutely fantastic.
{45629}{45726}I think we have a winner,|ladies and gentlemen.|Miss Buffy Gilmore!
{45728}{45791}Buffy, wait.|You have to go back on stage.
{45793}{45848}- No. I have to get to Greg.|- But you won!
{45851}{45926}- They're calling your name.|- There's a killer--
{45928}{45984}- I won?|- They're calling your name. Go.
{45986}{46055}- Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?|- Oh, fuck Greg. I won.
{46057}{46123}- Congratulations!|- Oh, out of my way, loser!
{46125}{46193}Miss Buffy Gilmore!
{46194}{46242}Here she comes
{46243}{46315}Miss Teen She's So Fine
{46320}{46375}Such lovely tits|- Give me my crown, bitch.
{46376}{46451}And a great behind
{46452}{46571}There she is|Doggy style anytime
{46574}{46676}And l'll do her behind|behind and behind
{46678}{46748}Oh, there she is
{46750}{46811}She loves 69
{46816}{46870}There's no sign|of him anywhere.
{46872}{46963}- He could've taken the body.|- That's impossible, Cindy.
{46965}{47027}- There's no blood.|There's nothing. Look around.|- I bet it's just Greg playing...
{47029}{47075}another one of his dumb jokes.
{47077}{47150}He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it.|He's probably at my house|waiting for us right now,
{47152}{47214}- you guys.|- All right, fine.
{47216}{47279}But you know what?|I'm gonna look around some more, so--
{47281}{47334}- You mind catching|a ride home with Buffy?|- Yeah, no problem.
{47336}{47396}- All right, fine.|- Call me later.
{47911}{47970}- Hello.|- Hello, Cindy.
{47972}{48051}- Who is this?|- It's me, Bobby.
{48053}{48112}You know, your boyfriend.
{48115}{48212}Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess|I'm a little jumpy lately.
{48214}{48280}- Hey, any sign of Greg?|- No.
{48282}{48365}- Do you want me to come by?|- No.
{48368}{48458}I'm just gonna take a bath,|and then I'm gonna go to bed.
{48460}{48550}Okay. I'd really like|to see you, but-- I love you.
{48552}{48634}Aw. I love you too, baby.
{49173}{49219}Bobby, I told you--
{49221}{49276}I still know|what you did last Halloween.
{49278}{49319}Who is this?
{49630}{49720}Ow! Ow!
{49789}{49852}- Hello.|- I'm gonna kill you.
{49854}{49912}- I'm gonna slice you up.|- Who is this?
{49915}{49970}- I'm gonna chop you like liver.|- What do you want?
{49972}{50031}I'm in the house.
{50033}{50150}Do you know where I am?
{50152}{50243}I could be anywhere.|I'm like the wind, baby.
{50245}{50326}Yeah. Where am I?
{50383}{50448}Um, you're-you're|behind the couch.
{50451}{50538}What? How do you know that?
{50540}{50586}I can, um, see your feet.
{50632}{50714}Ah! Okay, turn around.
{50716}{50770}Close your eyes.|No peeking.
{50874}{50978}Yeah. No. No. No.
{50980}{51050}Hey, no peeking.|No peeking. Turn around.
{51052}{51091}Good.
{51095}{51144}Okay, now you look.
{51147}{51215}Now do you know|where I am? You don't.
{51217}{51315}No, Mr. Killer.|I don't know where you are.
{51317}{51404}I'll give you a big clue.
{51458}{51513}Oh! I gotta stop drinking.
{51666}{51713}- Grandma!|- Ow, baby!
{51716}{51761}Oh, my hip!
{52517}{52575}White woman in trouble off the 744--
{52733}{52815}Are you okay? I heard screaming.|What's going on?
{52817}{52873}- Bobby, he was here.|- Shh.
{52876}{52957}- The killer was here, Bobby.|- It's okay.
{53125}{53216}- I can explain that.|- Oh, my God.
{53218}{53287}A friend gave 'em to me.|Cindy. Cindy.
{53289}{53344}Cindy. Cindy!
{53346}{53417}Cindy! Cindy! Cindy!
{53534}{53583}It's me, Cind.
{53585}{53649}Cindy, you know me. Cindy.
{53808}{53865}I know you've had a rough night, Cindy,|so I won't keep you.
{53868}{53935}I just want you to look at some photos.|Tell me what you think.
{54084}{54129}Mm-mmm.
{54180}{54251}- No?|- No.
{54253}{54350}- I'm sorry, Sheriff.|- You sure?
{54353}{54423}Okay, you're free to go.|Do you have somebody picking you up?
{54425}{54495}- Yeah.|- Oh. Just--
{54497}{54561}Just check|that one out again.
{54597}{54716}- Mm, no.|- No? No? Well, worth a shot.|All right, thanks.
{54717}{54780}- Guess what I just did|with those hookers we busted.|- No way.
{54783}{54857}All the way, man! Yes, yes.|Watch this. Doofy!
{54860}{54914}- Yeah?|- Come on. Come on.
{54917}{54953}Okay.
{54955}{55025}Special Officer Doofy reporting.
{55027}{55086}Hey, Doofy,|smell my fingers.
{55089}{55202}- What's that?|- That's when you know|you've become a man, Doofy!
{55205}{55276}Hey, Terry,|smell my finger.
{55278}{55342}- What the hell is that?|- My ass.
{55345}{55394}- Get the hell|out of here, Doofy.|- Doofy.
{55397}{55513}- Mom said get home now.|- Tell Mom I'm on official|police business.
{55515}{55605}- Cindy, are you okay?|- Hey, hey, hey.|No talking to the witness.
{55607}{55674}- Go get in the car, Doofy.|She's coming with us.|- Does Mom know?
{55677}{55749}- Yeah, Doofus.|- Mom says when I wear this badge,
{55751}{55808}you're supposed to treat me|like a man of the law.
{55810}{55882}Mom also said for you|to stop sticking your dick|in the vacuum cleaner.
{55885}{55950}- Oh!|- Oh!
{55953}{56014}Okay, three, two--
{56017}{56070}- Oh, no. Gosh darn.|- What now?
{56073}{56126}- It's just that there's all|these numbers with deci--|- What, can't you count?
{56128}{56208}- No, I can count,|but there's really--|- Let me make it easy for you.
{56210}{56294}This little piggy went to the market.|This little piggy stayed home.
{56297}{56337}Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll|the goddamn camera--
{56340}{56405}- I'm gonna put my foot|up his fuckin' ass--|- We're live, Gail.
{56407}{56462}Gail Hailstorm standing out front|of the police station...
{56465}{56519}where I'm going to try and get a glimpse|of Cindy Campbell,
{56522}{56582}the young girl who was attacked|earlier this evening.
{56584}{56640}- You're on my foot, fat shit!|- Sorry, G--
{56642}{56690}- What did I say?|- "Don't ever step|on Gail's shoes."
{56692}{56738}- Why not?|- Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
{56740}{56788}- You idiot.|- I'm a bad man.
{56790}{56840}Cindy! Cindy!
{56842}{56896}- Cindy, can we get a statement?|- Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
{56898}{56968}- She's not talking.|- Is it true the police|have someone in custody?
{56970}{57047}- Come on, Cindy.|- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
{57073}{57117}Bitch!
{57151}{57218}- Good shot.|- Come on.
{57221}{57278}- All right, who copped a feel?|- Gail, it was me.
{57280}{57344}- Oh, my God.|- It was an accident, Gail.
{57346}{57426}I only touched it,|the top of the breast.
{57429}{57474}- It was so tender and juicy.|- Shut up!
{57689}{57777}- Yo.|- Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
{57779}{57905}Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game.|Smokin' some bud.
{57941}{57989}Are you all alone?
{57991}{58070}- Wassup?|- Wassup?
{58072}{58139}What the--|Who's that?
{58141}{58209}Yo, pick up the phone.
{58212}{58285}- Wassup?|- Wassup?
{58339}{58397}Yo, Dookie,|pick up the phone!
{58423}{58481}- Yo.|- Wassup?
{58698}{58828}- What you doin', son?|- Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.
{58830}{58893}True. True.
{58900}{58945}So you think|Bobby did it?
{59029}{59102}I don't know.|But he was there, Buffy.
{59105}{59202}I knew there had to be something.|He's just too perfect.
{59204}{59284}Handsome, smart,|good in bed.
{59286}{59383}- What did you say?|- Uh--
{59385}{59466}Hey, Cind.|Got your ice pack for your hand.
{59468}{59534}- Ow!|- Sorry.
{59536}{59598}I'll get you one for your head.
{59600}{59657}No, no, that's okay, Doofy.
{59659}{59766}Hey, we're gonna get that guy|you dumped in the water. Yeah.
{59769}{59818}I'll be next door|if you need me.
{59820}{59901}Night, Cind.
{59903}{59938}Buffy, you told him?
{59940}{60014}The moron overheard a conversation|Greg and I were having.
{60016}{60073}- Yeah, but what|if he says something?|- Who's gonna believe...
{60076}{60141}a retarded retard|like him anyway?
{60143}{60202}Cindy, telephone.
{60254}{60300}Thank you.
{60302}{60382}- Hello.|- Hello, Cindy.
{60385}{60442}- Guess what.|- No!
{60444}{60494}- You got the wrong guy.|- No!
{60496}{60542}- Doofy!|- It's not Bobby.
{60544}{60590}Who is this?
{60592}{60656}- Doofy! Doofy!|- Oh, my God.
{60830}{60888}Hello?
{60890}{60936}Hello?
{60938}{61050}I said don't disturb me|while I'm cleaning my room!
{61190}{61251}I heard Bobby got out|this morning.
{61254}{61332}I haven't seen him around.|Is he pissed?
{61334}{61432}You mean since|you branded him the Candy man?|No. His heart is broken.
{61434}{61507}Yo, son. It's like|I seen this all before.
{61510}{61557}They had a killer at|your old high school, Shorty?
{61560}{61605}No, it was in this movie Scream.
{61608}{61666}Same dialogue and everything.|This is ill.
{61669}{61714}- How did it end?|- I don't know.
{61717}{61792}Some niggas started shooting|up in the movie theater,|so we just broke out.
{61794}{61883}- No doubt.|- Okay, I say we all|just stick together.
{61886}{61934}Tonight everyone|meet at my house.
{61937}{62023}And bring some friends.|But don't tell everyone.|Try to keep it quiet.
{62027}{62059}Okay.
{62063}{62183}Yo! Party at Cindy's house!|Drunk white women for everybody!
{62221}{62335}Ray, if you see Bobby,|tell him I love him.
{62338}{62439}Okay. If I see Bobby,|I'll tell him I love him.
{62607}{62667}- Jesus!|- It's okay. It's all right.|It's just me, baby.
{62670}{62743}- What, you don't still|think it's me, do you?|- No.
{62745}{62795}It's just that somebody|did try to kill me.
{62798}{62902}- And the police said|I scared him away.|- I know. He called me last night.
{62904}{62986}You see, it couldn't have been me.|I was in jail last night. Remember?
{63039}{63086}You're the best.
{63089}{63147}I'm sorry.|Please understand.
{63150}{63218}Understand what?|That my girlfriend would rather|call me a killer than touch me?
{63220}{63266}- That's not true, Bobby.|- Then what is it?
{63268}{63327}What is it?|She's gone and she's not coming back.
{63329}{63435}- It's been over a year, Cindy.|- But Ginger was such an important|part of the Spice Girls.
{63437}{63515}- Oh, you gotta move on, baby.|- Oh!
{63517}{63583}I'm sorry if my complicated life...
{63585}{63683}is an inconvenience|to your perfect existence.
{63685}{63753}Cindy. Cind.
{63755}{63805}Okay, everybody, listen up.
{63807}{63862}Let me just say, uh,
{63865}{63967}the killing of these teenagers|has been tragic, but, uh--
{63969}{64015}Hey, you know, shit happens.
{64017}{64102}Sheriff! Sheriff!
{64104}{64181}- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.|- Have they found|Cindy Campbell's father?
{64183}{64233}- No.|- Isn't he a suspect?
{64235}{64287}That is classified information.|Where are you getting that?
{64289}{64379}I'm sorry, but my sources|are strictly confidential, Sheriff.
{64381}{64441}Hey, Gail.
{64443}{64523}Gail swallows.
{64654}{64699}Watch this.
{64732}{64802}Hello. Who is this?
{64804}{64855}What?
{64858}{64919}You wanna kill me?
{64922}{64974}Oh, God. Hold on.
{64976}{65073}Cindy, it's for you.
{65120}{65167}All right,|knock it off, Buffy.
{65169}{65251}Now, as you all have heard,|there is a killer in town...
{65254}{65334}and the police have asked us to give you|the following safety tips.
{65336}{65389}Stay in well-lit areas.
{65391}{65449}Do not travel alone|whenever possible.
{65451}{65497}Always wipe front to back.
{65499}{65561}And remember, never, ever|believe someone...
{65563}{65641}when they tell you|that shaving your pubic hair...
{65644}{65714}will rid you|of crab infestation.
{65716}{65812}Now, I understand|this is a difficult time|for you young ladies.
{65814}{65887}So if anyone needs|to come to my office to talk,
{65889}{65937}I am here for you.
{66036}{66115}- What a crock of shit.|- It's not, Buffy!
{66117}{66187}He's real!
{66404}{66450}Miss Mann?
{66500}{66578}Come in, dear. Have a seat.|Take off your bra if you'd like.
{66616}{66686}No, thanks.
{66688}{66740}What can I do for you,|Cindy?
{66742}{66842}I need to talk.|See, I have this problem...
{66844}{66900}and I don't know|who to tell.
{66902}{66998}- Not feeling so fresh?|- Huh?
{67000}{67058}Feminine odorand itching|got you down?
{67060}{67135}Uh, no. No, not that.
{67137}{67216}Then what is it?
{67219}{67295}I have a terrible secret.
{67297}{67368}Well, Cindy, we all have|our little secrets.
{67440}{67498}Sometimes we do things|we're not so proud of.
{67500}{67564}Some for money,
{67566}{67649}others to gain the athletic edge|on the competition.
{67652}{67713}Sometimes those secrets|come back to haunt us.
{67716}{67764}- Aah!|- Do you know what I mean?
{67767}{67879}Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann.|Thanks for ball--
{67881}{67975}I mean, all your help.|I have to go to class.
{67977}{68023}Anytime, dear.
{68091}{68181}- Buffy, are you coming?|- I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
{68328}{68397}Red rum.
{68400}{68445}Hello?
{68617}{68691}Somebody there?
{68693}{68739}Hello!
{68811}{68911}Very funny.
{68914}{68963}Who put you up|to this, Cindy?
{68965}{69027}Lose the cape.|It's way too '90s horror.
{69084}{69183}Oh, so what movie is this from,|Die, Cheerleader, Die?
{69235}{69351}Wanna play psycho killer?|Can I be the helpless cheerleader?
{69395}{69458}Oh, so this is where|I'm supposed to beg for my life?
{69485}{69556}Please, Mr. Killer,|don't kill me.
{69649}{69718}So is this where|I'm supposed to bleed?
{69720}{69812}Oh, look,|I'm bleeding!
{69850}{69896}Oh, yeah,|I'm supposed to run, right?
{69899}{70034}Okay. I'm running!|I'm running! Help!
{70036}{70156}Help! Now I'm gonna fall|and break my leg, leaving me helpless.
{70158}{70240}Aah!
{70242}{70332}There you go, Mr. Scary Killer.|I'm panicking now.
{70335}{70436}Oh, God!|Somebody please help me!
{70439}{70492}Oh, God, no!
{70494}{70550}No!
{70552}{70612}Oh, now what?
{70614}{70748}I guess this is the big climax.|Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah!
{70806}{70884}Oh, look at me.|I'm all dead.
{70886}{70964}I'm a gross, scary severed head.|Come on. Please.
{70967}{71063}Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen.|You're really giving me a headache.
{71065}{71158}And you got blood|all over my Gucci sweater.|I hope you're gonna pay for that.
{71160}{71220}Ah! I will not be ignored|by the likes--
{71259}{71344}- I'm gonna jump!|- Phil, get back in there.
{71347}{71393}- No!|- What are you doing up there?
{71396}{71488}- Be reasonable.|- I can't take this fucking job...
{71490}{71562}or those greasy|shithead teenagers anymore!
{71564}{71692}- I'm going to end it all!|- Wait! Hold on!|We're getting help for you!
{71694}{71751}Now we know Bobby's not the killer.|So who is?
{71753}{71799}I don't know.
{71801}{71860}If the killer|was in your house last night,|why didn't he just kill you then?
{71862}{71909}Because he's just|messing with us.
{71912}{71968}Don't you see?|He's got us right where he wants us.
{71970}{72096}We can't go to the police.|He's just out there|watching us and waiting for us.
{72098}{72179}What are you|waiting for, huh?
{72181}{72245}What are you waiting for?
{72248}{72293}What are you|waiting for?
{72296}{72358}What am I waiting for?
{72360}{72442}- What am I waiting for?|- What are you waiting for?
{72474}{72512}Fuck you!
{72536}{72587}Oh, my God.
{72589}{72659}Ray, I still don't think|this party is a good idea.
{72661}{72751}- You know I'm not gonna|let nothin' happen to you.|- I just don't feel right.
{72753}{72836}- Why can't we just|do something else?|- How about we go to the movies?
{72839}{72928}Huh? You like that?|See a little movie, huh?
{73000}{73093}- Hey! This is my song!|- Hey!
{73096}{73169}- You know they gave me|a shout-out on the album, right?|- What?
{73170}{73272}Every where l go|l see the same ho's
{73276}{73321}Ooh, Brenda.
{73324}{73389}Did I tell you how sexy you look|in my jersey?
{73392}{73453}- I do, Ray?|- Yes.
{73456}{73531}I like it. Hey, get up.|Go over there. Let me see it.
{73647}{73729}Ooh! Yes, I like that.
{73732}{73795}- You like that? You like that?|- Yeah. Hey!
{73797}{73892}- Hey, put this on with it.
{73894}{73973}- Ray, you are so freaky.|- That's right. You know|I'm freaky, girl.
{73976}{74029}Go on. Pull it.|Pull it up.
{74031}{74096}Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!
{74098}{74183}Yeah. Here. Put this on with it.
{74185}{74231}Goon.
{74265}{74368}- Are you sure?|- Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
{74370}{74449}- Okay.|- Goon.
{74493}{74591}- I like that look.|- Ooh! I'm bad.
{74593}{74669}Here. Put this on with it.
{74671}{74727}Go on, girl. Put it on.
{74729}{74801}Yeah. Put that shit on there.|Come on. Just shove it on.
{74803}{74897}Do it. Yeah.|Ooh, so fucking sexy.
{74899}{74961}Come here, girl.|Bring your little sexy ass|over here. Come on!
{74963}{75065}Full speed. Charge!
{75092}{75151}Yes! Yes!|Come on! Turn around!
{75153}{75199}Turn around! Come on!
{75201}{75257}Yes, Brendan!|Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
{75260}{75309}- Who?|- Uh-- Uh, Brenda.
{75311}{75393}Put the helmet on.|No, let's role-play.|Come on. You get me.
{75395}{75449}- Come on! Come on!|- Huh?
{75452}{75499}I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
{75501}{75558}It's dark,|it's in the middle of nowhere,
{75561}{75634}and it's where hormone-driven teens|love to come and fool around.
{75637}{75715}So very likely we're about|to see someone get killed.
{75717}{75813}Okay, sure enough,|there's a girl in that car,|blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
{75815}{75873}Let's see if she'll have|a word with us.
{75875}{75959}Hi. Gail Hailstorm,|author of the new book|You're Next.
{75961}{76043}- Oh, yeah.|- Can you tell us your name?
{76045}{76136}- Well, my name's Heather.|- Can you tell us what you're|doing out here all alone?
{76138}{76243}Well, yeah, sure.|My boyfriend and I were|just, like, making out...
{76245}{76303}and then we heard a noise out there,|so he went to go check it,
{76305}{76363}but--well, that was,|like, ten minutes ago.
{76365}{76472}Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your|little mind that your boyfriend|was probably murdered...
{76474}{76549}and you're about|to be slaughtered next?
{76552}{76644}- Really? No way!|- Way.
{76645}{76703}- Heather, good luck.|- Okay, thanks, Gail.|You're the best.
{76706}{76795}- Just as I thought. The murder|is happening as we speak.
{76798}{76862}I'm going to try and break|in to the bloodshed.|Are you getting this?
{76864}{76956}Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us|what you're feeling, honey?
{76958}{77051}Lots of pain. Gail, please help me.|Gail, please!
{77054}{77130}I'd like to help you out, kid,|but it's sweeps.|Sir, sir, can I get a word with you?
{77133}{77214}You got a lot of nerve coming here.|I'm just trying to do my job.
{77216}{77285}- Get the camera off me now!|You're dead, bitch.|- No, Kenny, keep rolling!
{77287}{77370}I'm gonna slice your head off|and shove it up his ass.|Get that camera off me!
{77373}{77496}Oh, my God, Kenny!|Kenny, move your fat ass!
{77498}{77565}Kenny! Oh, my God,|he's right behind you!
{77567}{77628}This man is chasin' Miss Gail.
{77783}{77830}I'm so scared right now.
{77873}{77938}I just want to say...
{77940}{78016}to the family|of my cameraman, Kenny,
{78018}{78075}I am so sorry.
{78078}{78149}This was my interview,
{78151}{78223}my story.
{78226}{78278}It's all my fault.
{78395}{78514}- You want some popcorn?|- Uh-uh. I brought me|a little snack of my own.
{78582}{78638}- You want some chicken?|- Nah.
{78724}{78845}Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers|up in here, it's time|to keep it down right now.
{78847}{78889}Shh.
{78891}{78947}Shh, back at you. Shh!
{79014}{79088}Why they actin' already?|It ain't nothin' but the previews.
{79175}{79248}The largest ship|the world had ever known.
{79250}{79365}Its 400 passengers and crew|on a maiden voyage|to a brave new world.
{79368}{79439}A journey that would change|their lives forever.
{79441}{79511}Whoo!
{79557}{79656}I'm the king of the world!|Whoo-hoo!
{79721}{79817}Get your ass back down there, boy!
{79820}{79897}- I'm gonna go to|the bathroom real quick.|- The movie about to come on.
{79900}{79957}I gotta go to the bathroom.|Here. Take your hot sauce.
{79959}{80033}Hurry up, man.|Don't be long.
{80035}{80093}Back up!|Let him through!
{80125}{80193}You can move back some.|You don't own the theater.
{80344}{80394}And they're off!
{80396}{80452}It's number three in the lead.|Number two close behind.
{80454}{80554}And number three|is the winner!
{80600}{80682}Number two has placed,|and number four to show.
{80684}{80754}Next week's Triple Crown|starts at 2:30.
{80757}{80815}Be here early.
{81436}{81493}Hey, who was that?
{81495}{81572}Go ahead.|Do it again. Do it again.
{81860}{81920}Anon.
{81968}{82021}Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
{82023}{82081}Mm-mmm!|Don't goin there!
{82200}{82291}Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!
{82294}{82344}Man, this is|some scary shit!
{82346}{82416}Oh, I am scared!
{82418}{82550}- Excuse me.|- I think I paid my money like|everybody else up in here.
{82553}{82628}- ...out of her favor--|- That ain't no man.
{82630}{82694}- You can see her real hair right there!|- Do you mind?
{82697}{82776}I know you better|get outta my face!
{82778}{82846}Outta my face!|Outta my face!
{82848}{82909}This is all me up in here.|You handle that.
{82911}{82970}- Will you shut the fuck up!|- Yeah!
{82973}{83050}Mmm, mmm.|This movie is good.
{83052}{83162}Hey, baby.|You came back just in time.
{83164}{83226}She's about to get it on|with Shakespeare.
{83229}{83294}- She dressing like a man--|- Shut up.
{83296}{83386}Yeah, I got you.|I got you on camera.
{83389}{83457}You on Candid Camera now.
{83459}{83505}You ain't know that.
{83583}{83674}Hello. Hey, girl.|Uh-uh. I'm in the movie.
{83676}{83794}Shakespeare In Love.|Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying.
{83797}{83866}For Christ's sake,|will you just shut your trap!
{83869}{83925}- Shut up!|- Hold on.
{83927}{83999}I don't know why y'all|is actin' like this.
{84001}{84075}My girlfriend already seen the movie.|She said they don't even stay together|in the end.
{84078}{84138}Give me that.
{84140}{84187}Right on.
{84213}{84259}Will you sit down.
{84261}{84322}Shut up.
{84324}{84396}Your ass is grass.
{84479}{84540}- This is for Thelma!|- And Louise!
{84543}{84627}This is for talking|through The Fugitive!
{84629}{84695}- You ruined Schindler's List.|- Jackie Chan movies.
{84698}{84779}- Boogie Nights!|- And Big Momma's House!
{84863}{84949}Aaaaaahhhhh!
{85177}{85255}And I cannot marry the daughter|of Sir Robert De Lesseps.
{85336}{85430}Um, you guys,|there's a few too many people.
{85432}{85510}Oh, honey, please don't throw--|Hey, you guys, stop.
{85512}{85565}Hey! Hey, please!|That's my dad's!
{85567}{85627}- No, don't touch--Ah, no!|- Do you have more beer?
{85629}{85704}- Do you have more beer?|- Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage.
{85707}{85757}No, no, no, no!|Don't!
{86279}{86351}Kitty, you scared me.
{86452}{86536}Horsey.|Oh, you scared me too.
{86646}{86718}Hello?|Who's there?
{86785}{86851}Oh, my God! Oh, my God!|Please, don't!
{86854}{86917}Please! I'm just a day player!
{87277}{87314}Oh, my God!
{87991}{88065}Chug! Chug! Chug!|Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
{88068}{88142}Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!|Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
{88204}{88266}Yeah!
{88298}{88394}Oh, Bobby. Bobby.|I was worried about you.
{88396}{88468}I thought the killer got to you|before I could.
{88470}{88507}Could what?
{88509}{88596}I wanna go upstairs.|There's something I wanna show you.
{88632}{88710}- Yeah.|- Oh, yeah.
{88712}{88782}- Hey, party on!|- Yeah!
{88914}{88984}- So--|- So.
{88987}{89052}Here we are... again.
{89054}{89103}Yeah.
{89138}{89197}And, you know,|if you're not ready,
{89236}{89302}I'll understand.
{89304}{89342}Bobby.
{89344}{89392}I am ready.
{89425}{89472}- You are?|- Yeah.
{89516}{89604}I can't keep fighting|these urges.
{89632}{89700}I have to just|give in to them...
{89703}{89752}and let them flow.
{89755}{89804}Right.
{89807}{89851}- Bobby?|- Huh?
{89854}{89918}I have been so selfish.
{89974}{90025}This is like a scene|from a movie or something.
{90027}{90090}Only it isn't a movie, Bobby.
{90092}{90138}This is real life.
{90174}{90225}It's all a movie, baby.
{90227}{90327}There's the sound guy.|There's the script supervisor.|How ya doin', baby?
{90329}{90369}- Bobby?|- What?
{90397}{90513}What I mean|is that in real life...
{90515}{90574}you have to enjoy|each moment.
{91143}{91211}Mmm! Ow!
{91213}{91263}Bobby.
{91265}{91327}Bobby!
{91405}{91469}Can I tell you a secret?
{91472}{91518}Sure, man.
{91546}{91619}I see dead people.
{91621}{91704}Man, this shit is awesome!
{91707}{91772}Yo, son, we gotta roll|some more of that shit!
{91774}{91820}Ah, shit!
{91823}{91879}We don't have|anymore papers, man.
{91881}{91927}We don't have|anymore papers.
{91929}{92020}Oh, man!|What can we use to make a bong?
{92124}{92184}Toke! Toke! Toke!|Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
{92186}{92239}- Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!|Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!|- Yeah!
{92380}{92482}Oh, shit, son!
{92484}{92588}Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!|Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
{92619}{92712}- This some good shit!
{93252}{93319}- Bobby! I've never done this before.|- What?
{93357}{93403}It's okay. It's okay.
{93405}{93484}It's just like--|It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.
{93487}{93571}- A Tootsie Pop?|- Yeah, a cherry-flavor one.
{93573}{93648}- Oh.|- With the fudge in the middle?
{93651}{93706}- Okay.
{93706}{93754}Show me now|Show me how
{93795}{93879}How it feels|when we're together|-Just like that.
{93881}{93960}l'm afraid|if we wait|Just like that, baby.
{93963}{94026}We'll be waiting till forever|Ah!
{94028}{94087}Oh! Jesus!
{94131}{94204}I never could wait|to get to the chewy middle.
{94207}{94278}- You know what? Let me.|- Oh. Okay.
{94280}{94316}Goddamn!
{94433}{94535}l'm flyin' solo|but don't know if l can stop
{94537}{94640}Don't ask me why|Don't make me lie
{94645}{94697}Just kick back|Just sit back
{94699}{94750}Enjoy the ride
{94829}{94892}'Cause l'm a spaceman
{94949}{95007}Guess it's been a while.
{95041}{95093}So stay with me
{95149}{95220}Oh! Oops!
{95222}{95268}It's very, uh, '70s of you.
{95619}{95733}Oh, yeah.|Oh, Bobby!
{95807}{95877}Come here, Bobby!|I want it now!
{95879}{95969}Oh, man,|am I fuckin' stoned!
{95971}{96017}Yeah, me too, son.
{96020}{96066}Hey, you guys hear that?
{96165}{96245}Oh!
{96359}{96435}Shh!
{96437}{96483}Hello?
{96485}{96575}- Hello.|What's your favorite scary movie?|- Hello?
{96671}{96720}Let me talk to her. Shh!
{96778}{96828}I'm gonna gut you like a pig!
{96996}{97065}Oh, yeah! Oh!
{97067}{97111}Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?
{97113}{97165}What? Ah!
{97168}{97253}- What's my name, bitch?|- Ow! God! It's Cindy!
{97256}{97329}Whose is it, Bobby?|Whose is it, Bobby?
{97331}{97380}It's yours.
{97382}{97460}Ahhhhhh!
{97462}{97539}Oh, my God!
{97626}{97751}Oh, shit!
{97809}{97868}Don't even contest|'Cause l'll make you undress
{97872}{97934}Like porn dancers|waitin' at the front door|for an answer
{97935}{98010}Hey, yo, l'm sick|of artificial MCs|like silicone titties
{98012}{98072}Hey, yo, check it, yo.|Fucka cheap ball
{98074}{98121} l wanna smoke|Cheech and Chong
{98124}{98183}And if l wanna fuck long|l let my ding-a-long|hit the bong
{98185}{98244}And then the song|Always pass the dutchie|to the left
{98246}{98316}Because the right way|is wrong
{98330}{98419}- Whoo-hoo!|- I got one. I got one.|Here it goes. Ready?
{98407}{98474}I'm gonna slash and gash|Cut another hole in your ass
{98477}{98538}I spill blood on the walls|then play tennis with your balls
{98541}{98587}lf the phone rings|don't answer the call
{98592}{98640}Gonna slit your throat|fuck you like a goat
{98643}{98714}Peel your foreskin off|and make a wintercoat|Peace!
{98786}{98854}Yo!
{98857}{98954}That was the illest rhyme|I ever seen, son!
{99002}{99106}Bobby...|where were you tonight?
{99108}{99187}- What?|- I was just curious.
{99189}{99236}What took you so long|to get here?
{99238}{99288}Why you so curious?
{99325}{99371}I don't know.
{99373}{99429}I thought it would fit|the '90s horror cliche...
{99431}{99494}if you turned out|to be the killer.
{99497}{99562}Oh, so, what? You think|I killed Buffy and Greg?
{99608}{99658}Buffy and Greg are dead?
{99689}{99730}- I thought you knew that.|- Oh, my God!
{99733}{99810}Bobby, turn around!|It's the killer!
{100150}{100196}Cindy!
{100198}{100273}- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby!|- Cindy. Help me.
{100314}{100390}- Bobby, it's okay.|- Gimme the gun. Gimme-
{100417}{100479}It's gonna be okay, Bobby.
{100510}{100584}Yo, wait for me!|There's a killer in the house!
{100586}{100633}There's ass, blood|and guts everywhere!
{100635}{100691}Someone done gone crazy,|son!
{100693}{100804}- We all go a little crazy sometimes.|- Bobby, no!
{100832}{100885}Oh, shit, son!
{100888}{100957}Oh, my God!
{101008}{101065}Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.
{101116}{101161}You wanna hit this shit?
{101264}{101309}Ketchup.
{101312}{101368}Just like my mom puts on|her spaghetti, baby.
{101420}{101489}Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me!|Bobby's gone crazy!
{101525}{101576}Surprise!
{101578}{101645}Surprise, Cindy!
{101933}{101983}Why are you doing this, Bobby?
{101985}{102073}Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
{102076}{102137}I think she wants|a motive.
{102139}{102184}- Did Scream have a plot?|- No.
{102188}{102270}Did I Know What You Did Last Summer|make any sense?
{102273}{102338}Don't think so!
{102341}{102409}What about the sequel?|What was with that fat,|white Jamaican kid?
{102411}{102485}- I wanna kill that motherfucker.|- It was bad casting, Bobby.
{102487}{102548}How about this for a motive?|Lack of sex!
{102550}{102626}It can cause serious|deviant behavior.
{102628}{102714}- I thought you loved me.|- Oh, I did, baby.
{102716}{102810}I did. But abstinence can make you|discover new things about yourself.
{102813}{102874}That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.
{102876}{102942}And in case you haven't noticed,|so is Ray.
{102981}{103036}What? I ain't gay.
{103038}{103117}- What are you talking about?|You took me to that club.|- So, they play good music.
{103119}{103222}- What about our trip|to San Francisco, then?|- I wanted to go shopping.
{103263}{103350}- But you made love to me.|- No. First of all, you sucked my--
{103352}{103413}Whatever, Ray!|I don't want to talk about this now.
{103415}{103506}The point is, I'm a new man,|and I'm ready to leave all this|behind and start a new life.
{103509}{103609}- So you killed all your friends?|- Oh, no.
{103611}{103657}Just you.
{103659}{103713}And maybe Shorty,|but that wasn't planned or anything.
{103716}{103773}But here's the genius part.
{103775}{103856}We're copycatting a serial killer|that already exists.
{103858}{103950}- It's the perfect crime, Cindy.|- But wait! There's more!
{103952}{104079}Hang on to your seat, baby,|'cause this one's a screamer!
{104082}{104160}- I'll be back.|- Uh-oh.
{104162}{104220}Move your big ass.|Come on.
{104222}{104278}Dad!
{104280}{104344}What are you gonna do,|frame him?
{104346}{104448}Nah. We're just havin' a little bit|of fun with old daddio.
{104450}{104526}The police are gonna find|you and daddy both dead,
{104529}{104618}and me and Ray are the only survivors|of a maniac's revenge.
{104620}{104690}- You ready? I'm ready.|- You ready? I'm ready to do this shit.
{104693}{104752}- Come on. Come on. All right.|- All right.
{104754}{104810}- Come on!|- Give it to me. No!
{104813}{104886}Wait, wait, wait, wait.
{104888}{104941}- Ready? All right. Let's do this.|- Wait, wait. Ready.
{104943}{104978}- Come on. Come on.|- Ready.
{104981}{105018}Give it to me!
{105021}{105065}No! Wait, wait,|wait, wait, wait!
{105067}{105112}- Remember what we talked about?|To the side.|- I know.
{105114}{105160}- How many times|we gonna go over this?|- Okay.
{105162}{105209}Stop. Just--|All right. Trust me, okay?
{105212}{105276}- All right. I'm ready.|- Trust me. I got this shit. Ready?
{105278}{105349}- Wait, wait, wait!|- I'm about to cut your throat, boy!
{105351}{105402}Stop acting like a little girl.|Come on. Come on!
{105404}{105470}- You're right, you're right,|you're right. Yeah, come on!|- Come on. You ready?
{105472}{105558}No! You guys are psychos!
{105561}{105614}You've seen|one too many TV shows!
{105616}{105718}No! Watching television shows|doesn't create psycho killers!
{105721}{105778}Cancelin' TV shows does!
{105781}{105836}The Wayans Brothers|was a good show, man!
{105838}{105947}It was a good-ass show,|and we didn't even get a final episode!
{105950}{106026}Take it easy!|I'm feelin' a little woozy here!
{106028}{106095}It's my turn.|Give me the knife.
{106098}{106169}Fuck outta here.|Ain't nobody stabbin' me.
{106376}{106438}Surprise, Cindy!
{107706}{107779}All right, all right.|Hold on a second.
{107781}{107843}Just give me a moment.|Ah. One--
{107978}{108031}Oh, yeah. That's it.
{108034}{108106}Ah. Okay.
{108907}{108959}Dad!
{108961}{109020}Are you okay?
{109023}{109092}I thought I told you|not to have a party unless I was here.
{109095}{109154}But, Dad, you were here.|You were in the closet.
{109156}{109240}Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some|girlfriends' numbers for me?
{109243}{109316}- Dad, they're dead.|- Ah, you know, I can't get a break.
{109319}{109376}What's that? Is that the cops?
{109379}{109440}Okay, okay, listen, honey.|Help me up now.
{109442}{109517}Uh-- Uh-If the cops come, tell 'em|I'm a plumber, okay?
{109519}{109611}You had a leaky faucet, and you|called, and they sent me over.|We don't know each other.
{109750}{109834}No! No!
{109836}{109884}Dad, Dad, put your arms down.
{109944}{110020}- What the hell's goin' on here?|- Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
{110023}{110068}- He was right here! I swear it!|- Who was?
{110071}{110152}The killer!|The guy that murdered all my friends!
{110154}{110243}And the sick bastard planted drugs|all in the house there.
{110245}{110315}- All over the place.|- Dad. Stop it.
{110317}{110384}All right, Cindy.|I'm gonna have to take you|down to the station.
{110386}{110435}I'm cool, though, right?
{110437}{110484}- I'm okay?|- Let's-- Let's go, Cindy.
{110487}{110542}Cindy. Call me.
{110576}{110622}Daddy'll get you out, honey.
{110683}{110777}Okay. Let's go over this again.
{111077}{111123}- You say it was an accident.|- Yes.
{111125}{111201}- He was on the road.|- And you think he came back|to get revenge?
{111203}{111271}- It has to be him, Sheriff.
{111406}{111455}Here, Sheriff.|They wanted me to give this to you.
{111458}{111531}- That'll be all, Doofy.|- Okay.
{111533}{111591}- I'm gonna go, then. All right.|- All right.
{111620}{111666}Bye, Cind.
{111742}{111799}I'm sorry, Cindy.|It wasn't the man you guys killed.
{111802}{111884}His name was David Keegan.|Some fishermen found his body|a few weeks later.
{111887}{111970}- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery.|- That's impossible.
{112026}{112083}- Then I don't know who it could be.|- He's gotta be someone...
{112086}{112167}who was connected with all the victims,|someone who knew about the accident.
{112170}{112233}Someone who could move around|without being noticed.
{112288}{112363}Oh, my God.
{112366}{112458}She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.|He had the biggest crush on her.
{112460}{112529}It's me, Cind.
{112531}{112570}'Night, Cind.
{112663}{112714}- Doofy!|- Shit head?
{112792}{112838}- Have you seen Doofy?|- No.
{112840}{112893}- Have you seen Doofy?|Has anybody seen Doofy?|- No, Sheriff.
{112895}{112955}- No.|- Yeah.|Just went out the back, Sheriff.
{112958}{113011}Doofy!
{113310}{113391}He walks alone|under the big city lights
{113394}{113483}He always knows|just when the time is right
{113486}{113567}He never shows what he's thinking|He keeps it inside
{113570}{113659}Because he's|too cool for school
{113661}{113745}He comes alive|when the sun goes down
{113748}{113831}He gets it right|You know he's always down
{113834}{113917}He's got one eye open|and his ear to the ground
{113922}{113993}And he's too cool for school
{114033}{114116}He's an operator|He's a real player
{114116}{114200}And if you mess with him|you know you'll never win
{114221}{114339}No-o-o-o-o!
{114680}{114767}Shit, son. Yo, what the deal?
{114769}{114835}Yo, if y'all watchin'|this tape right now,
{114837}{114884}that means|I didn't make it.
{114887}{114979}Either I'm a prisoner,|or worse, dead.
{114981}{115086}But either way it goes,|I'm gonna tell you all the rules|to survive this situation.
{115088}{115164}Rule number one:|You gotta be quick.
{115166}{115245}Rule number two:|Don't fall down.
{115248}{115368}And rule number three:|Whatever you do, never look back.
{115371}{115424}Y'all wish me luck.
{115426}{115473}Snatch and run, y'all!
{115536}{115595}Come back here, you motherfuckers!|Son of a bitch!
{125642}{125708}This isn't easy for me.
{125710}{125780}I know we've been|together a longtime,
{125782}{125833}but I found somebody else.
{125835}{125887}Okay? I'm in love.
{125930}{125994}Don't look at me like that!
{125996}{126064}We could still be friends.
{126066}{126135}You can come into my room|whenever you want.
{126137}{126190}We just can't-- No.
{126244}{126292}No!
{126353}{126405}Okay, just one time.
{126565}{126617}Yeah. That's it!
{126670}{126738}Whoo! Oh!
